The Greatest of All Time, Tom Brady Gets 6th Finger Surgically Added To Hand To Hold Future Ring
The Kicker (satire)- Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is clearly not satisfied with just five Super Bowl titles. In fact, he visited an experimental surgery clinic in Europe this offseason to add a sixth finger to his right hand in preparation for earning another ring.
“Will this affect my throwing mechanics? No,” Brady said definitively. “In fact, it will just improve my grip on the ball. And it’s not cheating, because Gisele said I could do this.”
Brady’s surgery has inspired other NFL players to try similar medical procedures.