Isn't This Just So Typically Kerry?

[Kathianne]

How much more good would the postage have done if contributed to the Salvation Army, Red Cross, or some other worthy cause? No issue too minute:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...301545_pf.html

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A Complex Greeting

Nothing is ever simple when it comes to John Kerry.

The senator from Massachusetts and his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, sent out 75,000 Christmas cards with pictures of trees at each season. The Kerrys gushed over their "gratitude for the beauty of these trees and the life they represent."

But it didn't end there.

The card came in an odd-looking envelope, one of those with a return-mail flap and instructions to send it to . . . well, to a recycling company, so "it can be made into new carpet tile."

Carpet tile?

We want a "world without waste . . . where every product either returns safely to the soil or becomes a new product."

So the card instructs: "1. Remove this panel and insert it along with the card into the envelope. 2. Expose adhesive strip and fold the flap over to seal the envelope. 3. Drop this mailer into any U.S. mailbox."

Who else would send a Christmas card with a to-do list?

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[Gaffer]

He's an incredibly silly man and ranks right up there with gore. What is it about these left wing presidential losers that they have to get stupid after losing. Just shows how close we came to a total melt down of the country if he had been in charge.

[Gunny]

He's an incredibly silly man and ranks right up there with gore. What is it about these left wing presidential losers that they have to get stupid after losing. Just shows how close we came to a total melt down of the country if he had been in charge.

You do mean stupidER, right?

[Gaffer]

You do mean stupidER, right?

yeah right, I meant stupider.