Wisdom thru the ages.....

[Cheyenne]

How dried oatmeal & ice cream stick to a counter top better then most glues.

What have you discovered?

[Abbey Marie]

1. Don't have children expecting them to be grateful to you for anything.

2. When a woman talks, most men hear either white noise, or nothing at all.

3. If life gives you lemons, the best thing to do is find a lobster to squeeze it on.

[Sir Evil]

3. If life gives you lemons, the best thing to do is find a lobster to squeeze it on.

Or a ice cold corona! :D

[Abbey Marie]

Or a ice cold corona! :D

Both! :clap:

[5stringJeff]

2. When a woman talks, most men hear either white noise, or nothing at all.

Did someone say something? :)

[Sir Evil]

Did someone say something? :)

Dunno, did'nt hear anything hear. :D

[Kathianne]

:slap:That's for Jeff and SE! Merry Christmas! :laugh2:

[Sir Evil]

Ooop's, thought I heard something again.... :laugh2:

Merry Christmas to you as well K. Oh maybe that should be Merry Xmas, or is that too politically incorrect? :D

[Kathianne]

Ooop's, thought I heard something again.... :laugh2:

Merry Christmas to you as well K. Oh maybe that should be Merry Xmas, or is that too politically incorrect? :D

What was that whistling? :cool: I'll stay with the Christmas, thank you kindly!