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Classact
12-03-2007, 12:15 PM
Two nuns arrived at a supermarket in a red mini, but couldn't find a place to park. One nun said to the other: "You go in the store and get the shopping, while I drive around the store. I'll pick you up when you come out."
The second nun entered the store, shopped around, then, came out looking for the other nun. She couldn't find her, so she walked up to a man standing at the roadside and said: "Have you seen a nun in a red mini?"
The man looked at the nun and replied: "Not since I took the pledge."
Mr. P
12-03-2007, 01:17 PM
Two nuns arrived at a supermarket in a red mini, but couldn't find a place to park. One nun said to the other: "You go in the store and get the shopping, while I drive around the store. I'll pick you up when you come out."
The second nun entered the store, shopped around, then, came out looking for the other nun. She couldn't find her, so she walked up to a man standing at the roadside and said: "Have you seen a nun in a red mini?"
The man looked at the nun and replied: "Not since I took the pledge."
I'm far from naive, but ya gotta splain that one to me. :dunno:
Classact
12-03-2007, 01:51 PM
I'm far from naive, but ya gotta splain that one to me. :dunno:
Mini skirt verses Mini European car.
Nukeman
12-03-2007, 05:04 PM
I'm far from naive, but ya gotta splain that one to me. :dunno:
A little slow on the uptake today:poke::laugh2::laugh2:
Mr. P
12-03-2007, 06:50 PM
A little slow on the uptake today:poke::laugh2::laugh2:
Very, I guess. I still don't get the humor. Oh well.
Very, I guess. I still don't get the humor. Oh well.
not sure i do either, i think the pledge is the wedding vow.... :dunno:
Abbey Marie
12-03-2007, 09:02 PM
I think it is the AA pledge, and because the guy stopped drinking he doesn't hallucinate anymore (i,e., see nuns in mini skirts).
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