Lost in the translation

[-Cp]

An Amish farmer was walking through his field,
and noticed a man drinking from his pond, with
his hand.

The Amish man shouted:
"Trink das wasser nicht.
Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."

Which means:
"Don't drink the water, the cows have defecated in it."

The man shouted back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't
understand. Please speak in English."

The Amish man said:
"Use two hands. You'll get more."

[Hagbard Celine]

First of all, why did the Muslim guy find it prudent to announce what religion he practices in order to tell the guy that he didn't understand his language? Second, that farmer seems like a real d*ck. That's not a very "Amish" thing to do. Those people are normally good, caring folk. :dunno:

[manu1959]

First of all, why did the Muslim guy find it prudent to announce what religion he practices in order to tell the guy that he didn't understand his language? Second, that farmer seems like a real d*ck. That's not a very "Amish" thing to do. Those people are normally good, caring folk. :dunno:

muslims are like that......he was german amish.....you know the germans....

[Immanuel]

Come on Hag, maybe the fact that it is a joke, and a poor one at that, got lost in the translation? :D

Immie

[Hagbard Celine]

Come on Hag, maybe the fact that it is a joke, and a poor one at that, got lost in the translation? :D

Immie

So it's a double entendre? That's pretty deep.

[Abbey Marie]

First of all, why did the Muslim guy find it prudent to announce what religion he practices in order to tell the guy that he didn't understand his language? Second, that farmer seems like a real d*ck. That's not a very "Amish" thing to do. Those people are normally good, caring folk. :dunno:

Are you this much fun at parties, too? :poke:

[Hagbard Celine]

Are you this much fun at parties, too? :poke:

Are you kidding? I might as well be the pinata the way dem hoes be hittin' on me! They know where I stay.:dance:

[Abbey Marie]

Are you kidding? I might as well be the pinata the way dem hoes be hittin' on me! They know where I stay.:dance:

:laugh2: