red states rule
02-11-2007, 06:24 AM
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the Smoky Mountains in
East Tennessee for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the
campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just
at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals,
shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt,
was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to
free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came
racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The
other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat
from the bear's grasp, then using long clubs, the three loggers
finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their
truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the
back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I
give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard
there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
Environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this
is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was
that guy?"
"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with
heaven and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he
sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Vermont and get
another one?"
East Tennessee for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the
campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just
at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals,
shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt,
was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to
free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came
racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The
other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat
from the bear's grasp, then using long clubs, the three loggers
finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their
truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the
back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I
give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard
there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
Environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this
is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was
that guy?"
"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with
heaven and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he
sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Vermont and get
another one?"