The Chicago Bears

[Classact]

Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the
Super Bowl?
A: The Chicago Bears

Q: How do you keep a Chicago Bear out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
A: Soldier Field - they never have a touchdown there

Q: What do you call a ChicagoBear with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Springfield have a professional football team?
A: Because then Chicago would want one.

Q: What's the difference between the Chicago Bears & a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Chicago Bears and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: How many Chicago Bears does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

And my favorite:

Q: What do the Chicago Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"

[Kathianne]

Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the
Super Bowl?
A: The Chicago Bears

Q: How do you keep a Chicago Bear out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
A: Soldier Field - they never have a touchdown there

Q: What do you call a ChicagoBear with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Springfield have a professional football team?
A: Because then Chicago would want one.

Q: What's the difference between the Chicago Bears & a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Chicago Bears and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: How many Chicago Bears does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

And my favorite:

Q: What do the Chicago Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"

They ruined my fall! :laugh2:

[Jeep Driver]

Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the
Super Bowl?
A: The Chicago Bears

Q: How do you keep a Chicago Bear out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
A: Soldier Field - they never have a touchdown there

Q: What do you call a ChicagoBear with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Springfield have a professional football team?
A: Because then Chicago would want one.

Q: What's the difference between the Chicago Bears & a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Chicago Bears and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: How many Chicago Bears does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

And my favorite:

Q: What do the Chicago Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"


I am wondering now if you "Classact" are a Greenbay Packers fan.
For those who are not football fans . The rivalrie Between those two teams is deep and gose back to pre ww2 era football.

It is with great pride I will tell you that I have been a loyal Packer fan for the last 42 years. Those old time bone breakers were the heros of my youth.
Along with general Patton and George Washington of corse.
Since you posted your list using the Bears I just thought you might be a
Packer fan.

[Kathianne]

jeep, he may just be a depressed Bear's fan, I know I am. My dad was so looking forward to a winning season, he had me hyped. Well he died before they got going, so I dutifully sat in his chair for weeks on end, till reality of the 'truth' truly struck. The city of Aaarrrrgggg.

Happy Thanksgiving and I surely wish my brother and boys would not watch football all day tomorrow!

[Classact]

I saw this joke on a site I subscribe to and knew it would get some good reaction...

I grew up in the country and my brother was a sports nut and he burnt me out on sports because I was the younger brother and couldn't do anything outside that I liked to do without him... endless hours watching TV and then tossing the ball with him when I wanted to go hunting, trapping or fishing... I tried out for Junior Varsity in high school not because I liked football but because the girls liked football players... I played right end... guess the coach recognized my heart wasn't in it that much and as a result I spent a lot of time on the bench... Always loved the high school games but never followed any pro teams... My son has me watching boxing a lot now but that is about my limit.