Trinity
10-31-2007, 01:04 PM
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee
for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to
$500 in price, the more sheer , the higher the price. Naturally, he
opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
>
> He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and
model it for him.
>
> Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea It's so sheer that it
might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling
naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."
>
> She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband
says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
>
> He never heard the shot.
>
> Funeral on THURSDAY at Noon . Closed coffin.
for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to
$500 in price, the more sheer , the higher the price. Naturally, he
opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
>
> He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and
model it for him.
>
> Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea It's so sheer that it
might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling
naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."
>
> She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband
says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
>
> He never heard the shot.
>
> Funeral on THURSDAY at Noon . Closed coffin.