mrg666
10-27-2007, 07:12 AM
The Sniffer Dog
A man had just settled into his window seat on the plane when another
man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in
the middle seat Next to the man.
The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is
allowed on the plane. The second man explained That he is a DEA agent
and that the dog is a sniffing dog. 'His name is Sniffer, and he's the
best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne and I put him to
work.'
The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent says:
'Watch this.' He tells Sniffer to search. Sniffer jumps down, walks
along the aisle, and finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for
a several seconds. Sniffer then returns to its seat and puts one paw on
the agent's arm. The agent says, 'Good Boy,' and he turns to the first
man and says: 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a
Note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we
land.'
'Say, that's pretty neat,' replies the first man.
Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs
about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat,
and this time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm. The agent says,
'Wow. That man is carrying cocaine, so, again, I'm making a note of his
seat number for the Police.'
'I like it!' says the first man.
The agent then told sniffer to search again. Sniffer walked up and down
the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, And then came
racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to
shit all over the place. The first man is really grossed out by this
behavior and can't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would act
like that, so he asks the agent 'What's going on????'
The agent nervously replied, 'He just found a bomb!'
A man had just settled into his window seat on the plane when another
man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in
the middle seat Next to the man.
The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is
allowed on the plane. The second man explained That he is a DEA agent
and that the dog is a sniffing dog. 'His name is Sniffer, and he's the
best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne and I put him to
work.'
The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent says:
'Watch this.' He tells Sniffer to search. Sniffer jumps down, walks
along the aisle, and finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for
a several seconds. Sniffer then returns to its seat and puts one paw on
the agent's arm. The agent says, 'Good Boy,' and he turns to the first
man and says: 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a
Note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we
land.'
'Say, that's pretty neat,' replies the first man.
Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs
about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat,
and this time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm. The agent says,
'Wow. That man is carrying cocaine, so, again, I'm making a note of his
seat number for the Police.'
'I like it!' says the first man.
The agent then told sniffer to search again. Sniffer walked up and down
the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, And then came
racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to
shit all over the place. The first man is really grossed out by this
behavior and can't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would act
like that, so he asks the agent 'What's going on????'
The agent nervously replied, 'He just found a bomb!'