The Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Meme Thread

[BoogyMan]

The news around us every day is heartbreaking and serious and the consequences of DC being filled with shoe-size IQ lackwits is destroying our country. Let’s yuck it up a bit to see if we can’t do some gratuitous smiling!! This is a thread to share your favorite mockery of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, I can’t think of anyone who deserves such an effort more than DC’s favorite bartending communist philosopher. I will start:

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[icansayit]

This test was taken before she told her supporters she planned to go to the Sun.
But they had to go..."AT NIGHT!
https://icansayit.com/pictures/aociqtest.jpg

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AOC announced she never wanted to have TWINS.

Being pregnant for 18 months would be terrible!"

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[icansayit]

When AOC was visiting Yellowstone Park and saw all of the Big Hairy Animals running loose.
She announced that ALL Americans who eat Buffalo Wings should be arrested for eating ENDANGERED ANIMALS who need to be LEFT ALONE..:laugh:
https://icansayit.com/pictures/aoc buff wings.jpg

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https://icansayit.com/pictures/biden bike wave.jpg
https://icansayit.com/pictures/butt wipe.jpg

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Somebody asked AOC what she thought about ROE V WADE....

and she said...."I PREFER TO SWIM!":laugh:

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https://icansayit.com/icsi/aoc fullretard.jpg

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[Gunny]

Not exactly a meme, but close enough :)


WASHINGTON, D.C. — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, star congressghost and the world's smartest socialist, revealed today that ghost has been using ghost/ghostself pronouns to refer to ghostself ever since ghost was murdered in the January 6 protests at the capitol building.
"Actually, I refer to ghostself as ghost/ghostself now," ghost told reporters after one deadpronouned ghost by calling ghost "she." "When those Trump supporters walked around the Capitol taking selfies, I suddenly felt a great disturbance in the general, you know, vibe of the day. I knew something was wrong. So when I saw on Twitter that the insurrectionists were insurrecting things, I began fearing for my life. And then I died."
When asked how ghost was still standing there talking to reporters about ghost's experience that fateful day, ghost replied, "I got better."
https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-says-her-pronouns-are-also-ghostghostself

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https://icansayit.com/icsi/aoc arrested.jpg

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FfkC5gyXgAAAe9f?format=jpg&name=900x900

[Gunny]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After an adorably flirtatious back-and-forth with billionaire Elon Musk on Twitter, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was seen wistfully writing the name "Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez-Musk" in whimsical girly handwriting inside a heart in the pages of her notebook, sources say.
"Ever since Musk took over Twitter, the sexual tension between the pair has been palpable," said an aide for AOC who refused to be named. "For days now, AOC has been staring off into the distance dreamily, falling into fits of giddy giggling, and writing endlessly in her little notebook. It's so adorable!"
When asked for comment, AOC reportedly slammed her notebook shut. "EWWWWWW! I don't like him! He's gross and yucky! It's not like I wanna hold his hand, or kiss him on the lips, or be joined with him in holy matrimony and rule Twitter as King and Queen while making dozens of genius Musk babies!" she said defensively. "Don't be silly!"
The congresswoman's communications team also released an official statement, saying "AOC does NOT like Elon. He's probably obsessed with her though because she's so pretty. So there! Nya nya nya boo boo!" The communications team then retreated to the other side of Capitol Hill to skip rope and chant "Elon and AOC, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
At publishing time, witnesses had claimed they saw her googling "What do Elon's feet look like in flip flops?"


https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-wistfully-doodles-alexandria-ocasio-cortez-musk-inside-heart-on-trapper-keeper

[Gunny]

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In an incredible two-for-one bargain, Elon Musk now completely owns both Twitter and Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
"Wow, total ownership of a U.S. Representative. What a deal!" said Mr. Musk as he strolled into Twitter headquarters. "Minus half the planet suddenly hating my guts for no clear reason, this is turning out great!"
Though not a part of the initial transaction, Ms. Ocasio-Cortez graciously offered for Elon Musk to publicly assume ownership of her for a mere eight additional dollars. "Really, I was touched by her kindness to make the ownership agreement so public," said Mr. Musk. "Most people get cold feet and end up reneging on the deal, then try to delete the evidence. But not AOC, she just kept making one pronouncement after another to show the entire world that I now own her. I really do appreciate how easy she made it, since the Twitter thing has been a little crazier than I hoped."
While continuing to publicly display receipts of her new ownership, Ms. Ocasio-Cortez has made a few bizarre statements to the contrary. "I'm not owned! I'm not owned!!!" she shouted repeatedly in a video posted for followers. "I will explain to my fifty million followers how Elon Musk is totally violating my right to free speech, just as soon as I can figure out how to get my head out of this dog door!"
At publishing time, Ms. Ocasio-Cortez had reportedly been spotted screaming at an Apple store clerk that charging money for an iPhone violated her right to free speech.
https://babylonbee.com/news/in-phenomenal-two-for-one-deal-elon-musk-now-owns-both-twitter-and-aoc

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[icansayit]

Just ask AOC.https://icansayit.com/icsi/aociqtest.jpg

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