State Of The Union Drinking Game

[NightTrain]

I believe this will be several bingos.


...shamelessly stolen from Twitchy. It's recommended that you don't actually play with booze... you'll be in a coma within 30 minutes.


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[Russ]

Everyone please pick an item below and take a drink whenever it occurs in the State of the Union speech tonight:
- each time Biden takes credit for things that were not his doing
- each time there is a bad thing Biden has done that he tries to claim is a good thing
- each time Biden doesn't mention Afghanistan
- each time Biden mentions how much money he's spent on a problem instead of what he's actually done to make the problem any better
- each time Biden mentions Trump, who has nothing to do with the State of the Union
- each time Biden mentions Jan 6th
- each time Biden tries to take a victory lap for nominating a black woman for SCOTUS
- each time Biden says "C'mon man!"
- each time Biden says "malarkey"
- each time Biden mentions his tough-guy buddies from the 70's - 'Cocoa Puff', 'Fruit Loop', or 'Fruity Pebbles'

Tomorrow we can all say how far we got through the speech before losing consciousness...

[SassyLady]

Damn, I really have a monster hangover today. Some drinking games are worse than others. This one really hurt.