jimnyc
09-21-2007, 04:04 PM
That's right, I'm going to send them exactly what they deserve. I thought of sending my message on a rock from my yard but was afraid the mailman might get angry and toss it aside, even though I would have had a proper address, return address and appropriate postage attached.
Below is a picture of the piece of cardboard I am sending those idiots. In case you are visually impaired, or that my camera just sucks (or my chicken scratch), here is the text of what I wrote:
MoveOn.org Political Action
P.O. Box 9218
Berkeley, CA 94709
Glued to this letter is my contribution to your pathetic organization. Please cut this piece of cardboard in 10 strips. Then cut these 10 strips into 10 equal squares. This will be enough for 100 of you.
Have each person place a square just outside their ear. Have them then use a small thin object to stick it into their skulls. (your male members can easily use their genitals). These new brains will serve as a replacement for the rocks that have apparently fallen out. You're Welcome!
P.S. - You may have recently received a contribution from "Joe Steel". Kindly refund his money, or send him one of the cut-outs, as he sorely needs a brain too!I know, I know, a bit childish, but I know at least a few mail sorters along the way will be amused!
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/8198/img0187re8.th.jpg (http://img177.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img0187re8.jpg)
Below is a picture of the piece of cardboard I am sending those idiots. In case you are visually impaired, or that my camera just sucks (or my chicken scratch), here is the text of what I wrote:
MoveOn.org Political Action
P.O. Box 9218
Berkeley, CA 94709
Glued to this letter is my contribution to your pathetic organization. Please cut this piece of cardboard in 10 strips. Then cut these 10 strips into 10 equal squares. This will be enough for 100 of you.
Have each person place a square just outside their ear. Have them then use a small thin object to stick it into their skulls. (your male members can easily use their genitals). These new brains will serve as a replacement for the rocks that have apparently fallen out. You're Welcome!
P.S. - You may have recently received a contribution from "Joe Steel". Kindly refund his money, or send him one of the cut-outs, as he sorely needs a brain too!I know, I know, a bit childish, but I know at least a few mail sorters along the way will be amused!
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/8198/img0187re8.th.jpg (http://img177.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img0187re8.jpg)