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Russ
04-09-2021, 07:58 PM
There used to be a frequent idea in SciFi Time Travel stories where the protagonist has a chance to travel back in time, and decides to use it to try to go back to 1930's Germany and stop Adolph Hitler or go back to 1960's America and save JFK.

I predict that sometime soon we will have a slew of SciFi Time Travel stories where the protagonist's only goal is to go back to 2020 and prevent... Joe Biden from getting elected. If they have some spare time they can also try to stop the pandemic, but the main thing is to stop Slimy Joe Biden from ever getting in the Oval Office. In the future they will be looking at Biden's election as the beginning of the end of a lot of things.

Please, any time travelers out there... come back and do us all a big favor!

Tyr-Ziu Saxnot
04-09-2021, 09:02 PM
There used to be a frequent idea in SciFi Time Travel stories where the protagonist has a chance to travel back in time, and decides to use it to try to go back to 1930's Germany and stop Adolph Hitler or go back to 1960's America and save JFK.

I predict that sometime soon we will have a slew of SciFi Time Travel stories where the protagonist's only goal is to go back to 2020 and prevent... Joe Biden from getting elected. If they have some spare time they can also try to stop the pandemic, but the main thing is to stop Slimy Joe Biden from ever getting in the Oval Office. In the future they will be looking at Biden's election as the beginning of the end of a lot of things.

Please, any time travelers out there... come back and do us all a big favor!

untitled
In the here and the now a glaring truth
A prophet speaketh well
To the mature adults and blinded youth
Joe, they say he is swell
Yet we know he nor son has any couth
Joe's lies gonna bring hell.....

The loyal guard has now been slain
The pantry was raided
Joe swears diamonds and gold will rain
His card falsely graded
We will bear the mark and sad stain.

Joe simply can not remember
What today he must say
Is Spring really in December
Please do the "big guy" pay
As he chops dead timber.

jimnyc
04-10-2021, 11:18 AM
Nothing to do with time travel but Tyr's writing made me think of this.

A glimpse into the delusional mind of a hate mongering lefty. Written by Nitwit Extraordinaire, Cherilyn Sarkisian aka Cher.

[Verse 1]
It seems like happiness is just a thing called Joe
He's got a smile that makes the lilacs want to grow
He's got a way that makes the angels heave a sigh
When they know President Joe's passing by

[Verse 2]
Right now our country is gloomy, fear is in the air
But when Joe's president, hope is everywhere
Troubles fly away and life is easy go
Joe will keep us safe, that's all we need to know
Seems like happiness is just a thing called Joe

[Verse 3]
Sometimes thеre seems no end to misery and dеspair
But when Joe smiles at us, compassion fills the air
Troubles fly away and life is easy flown
Joe will keep us safe, that's all we need to know
Seems like happiness is just a thing called Joe

[Outro]
President Joe
President Joe
President Joe

Tyr-Ziu Saxnot
04-10-2021, 11:45 AM
Nothing to do with time travel but Tyr's writing made me think of this.

A glimpse into the delusional mind of a hate mongering lefty. Written by Nitwit Extraordinaire, Cherilyn Sarkisian aka Cher.

[Verse 1]
It seems like happiness is just a thing called Joe
He's got a smile that makes the lilacs want to grow
He's got a way that makes the angels heave a sigh
When they know President Joe's passing by

[Verse 2]
Right now our country is gloomy, fear is in the air
But when Joe's president, hope is everywhere
Troubles fly away and life is easy go
Joe will keep us safe, that's all we need to know
Seems like happiness is just a thing called Joe

[Verse 3]
Sometimes thеre seems no end to misery and dеspair
But when Joe smiles at us, compassion fills the air
Troubles fly away and life is easy flown
Joe will keep us safe, that's all we need to know
Seems like happiness is just a thing called Joe

[Outro]
President Joe
President Joe
President Joe

I have never had a good opinion of Cher.
Her singing is ok but hundreds of other female singers have a better singing voice.
That she is a truly ignorant, arrogant and blinded liberal seals the deal for me.
Her silly poem about the corrupt, idiot Joe reveals the utter stupidity of liberals in general and her in particular, imho.-Tyr