Russ
03-31-2021, 07:26 PM
Dem Professor: "Welcome to this course of 'Democratic Strategies 101'. Can anyone tell me what we should if a Republican-led state passes a law asking voters to show an ID before they vote?"
Student: "Call the Republicans racists?"
Dem Professor: "That goes without saying, you idiot! I was looking for what we do after that, which is to always refer to the law as 'Voter Suppression', not 'Voter ID'".
Student: "But its not suppressing the vote. It's just asking for a Drivers License."
Dem Professor: "For Dems, asking to show a Drivers License is the same a suppressing the vote. Now what should a Dem politician do if they've taken bribes, committed a serious felonies, and participated in mob beatings and arson?"
Student: "Hide the evidence and wipe all the hard drives?"
Dem Professor: "That's never enough, you chump! You have to then proceed to publicly accuse your Republican opponent of taking bribes, committing serious felonies, and participating in mob beating and arson! That way, you can claim that any subsequent allegations against you are just retaliation for your accusations."
Student: "Do you ever get tired of all the lies, corruption and rotteness? Don't you end up feeling like a scum-sucking bottom feeder?"
Dem Professor: "Nope. Riding to work inside a chauffeured Mercedes limo every day protects all Dem Congress members from any of those pesky feelings."
Student: "Call the Republicans racists?"
Dem Professor: "That goes without saying, you idiot! I was looking for what we do after that, which is to always refer to the law as 'Voter Suppression', not 'Voter ID'".
Student: "But its not suppressing the vote. It's just asking for a Drivers License."
Dem Professor: "For Dems, asking to show a Drivers License is the same a suppressing the vote. Now what should a Dem politician do if they've taken bribes, committed a serious felonies, and participated in mob beatings and arson?"
Student: "Hide the evidence and wipe all the hard drives?"
Dem Professor: "That's never enough, you chump! You have to then proceed to publicly accuse your Republican opponent of taking bribes, committing serious felonies, and participating in mob beating and arson! That way, you can claim that any subsequent allegations against you are just retaliation for your accusations."
Student: "Do you ever get tired of all the lies, corruption and rotteness? Don't you end up feeling like a scum-sucking bottom feeder?"
Dem Professor: "Nope. Riding to work inside a chauffeured Mercedes limo every day protects all Dem Congress members from any of those pesky feelings."