Russ
03-23-2021, 07:41 PM
Dem Professor: "Today, I will be teaching you how to debate against Republicans. How would you respond if your Republican opponent in a debate said they would reduce regulations, create the lowest unemployment in history, and make the US the biggest oil exporter in the world?"
Dem Student: "I'd say that its more important to focus on Climate Change, Social Programs, and socialized medicine."
Dem Professor: "That is not how a Democrat does debates, you idiot! Just say this: 'You're a racist and a sexist!'"
Dem Student: "That's it? No policies? No economic plan? Just unfounded accusations?"
Dem Professor: "Policies? Economics? Bah! Policies and economics are for losers. Just say 'You're a racist and a sexist.' Over and over. Nothing else."
Dem Student: "I get it. What a sweet scam. By the way, I'm going to skip this class the rest of the semester but I want you to give me an 'A' anyway"
Dem Professor: "Why should I give you an 'A' if you're skipping my class?"
Dem Student: "Because you're a racist and a sexist."
Dem Professor: "Dangit! I'm too good at my job."
Dem Student: "I'd say that its more important to focus on Climate Change, Social Programs, and socialized medicine."
Dem Professor: "That is not how a Democrat does debates, you idiot! Just say this: 'You're a racist and a sexist!'"
Dem Student: "That's it? No policies? No economic plan? Just unfounded accusations?"
Dem Professor: "Policies? Economics? Bah! Policies and economics are for losers. Just say 'You're a racist and a sexist.' Over and over. Nothing else."
Dem Student: "I get it. What a sweet scam. By the way, I'm going to skip this class the rest of the semester but I want you to give me an 'A' anyway"
Dem Professor: "Why should I give you an 'A' if you're skipping my class?"
Dem Student: "Because you're a racist and a sexist."
Dem Professor: "Dangit! I'm too good at my job."