emmett
09-16-2007, 07:14 PM
This guy gets pulled over by a State Trooper and is confronted by him at the window.
"Have you been drinking sir," asked the Trooper
"No way officer, I don't even drink," replied the man.
The trooper gives a look into the back seat of the car and sees 100's of knives piled up on the seat.
"What do you have all those in the car for?" he asks.
"I'm a professional juggler and I am on my way home from a gig," he says.
"Could you show me a trick?" requests the Trooper.
The man gets out some of the knives and starts to juggle four or five of them while performing some fancy tricks. He passes them around his back, under his leg and over his shoulder. The trooper is very impressed.
While this is taking place a real drunk driver comes by and sees what is taking place.
"Oh No!' says the drunk to himself. I got to quit drinking, I'll never pass that sobriety test!
"Have you been drinking sir," asked the Trooper
"No way officer, I don't even drink," replied the man.
The trooper gives a look into the back seat of the car and sees 100's of knives piled up on the seat.
"What do you have all those in the car for?" he asks.
"I'm a professional juggler and I am on my way home from a gig," he says.
"Could you show me a trick?" requests the Trooper.
The man gets out some of the knives and starts to juggle four or five of them while performing some fancy tricks. He passes them around his back, under his leg and over his shoulder. The trooper is very impressed.
While this is taking place a real drunk driver comes by and sees what is taking place.
"Oh No!' says the drunk to himself. I got to quit drinking, I'll never pass that sobriety test!