Russ
09-13-2020, 08:19 PM
Joe Biden has a bunch of endorsement deals he deserves because of his personal history:
1. Xerox - based on all the times Joe Xeroxed speeches written by Neil Kinnock
2. Teleprompter - no one relies on Teleprompters for virtually every word they say, except good old Joe.
3. Kellogg’s Corn Pops - based on the fictitious gang member Joe says he stared down back in the ‘hood.
4. Massage Envy - Joe must have learned how to do shoulder massages somewhere.
5. Waffle House - no one has waffled as much as Joe
6. The Chinese Military - Joe sponsored them for many years, he deserves them to sponsor him now.
7. Depends - There are two things that are always full of crap - Joe Biden and Depends.
1. Xerox - based on all the times Joe Xeroxed speeches written by Neil Kinnock
2. Teleprompter - no one relies on Teleprompters for virtually every word they say, except good old Joe.
3. Kellogg’s Corn Pops - based on the fictitious gang member Joe says he stared down back in the ‘hood.
4. Massage Envy - Joe must have learned how to do shoulder massages somewhere.
5. Waffle House - no one has waffled as much as Joe
6. The Chinese Military - Joe sponsored them for many years, he deserves them to sponsor him now.
7. Depends - There are two things that are always full of crap - Joe Biden and Depends.