BTW .. For You "Racists" and Your Ball Caps

[Gunny]

They do not size ball caps to fit bald, shaved heads. They fit your wrinkled ass, imperfect gourds you hide with all that hippy-ass hair. I want the entire ball cap industry changed just for me and those "afflicted" like I am. What? Do I need to be bald AND black to get some attention?:rolleyes:

Cater to me, bitches, or you're f-ing racists :)

[jimnyc]

They do not size ball caps to fit bald, shaved heads. They fit your wrinkled ass, imperfect gourds you hide with all that hippy-ass hair. I want the entire ball cap industry changed just for me and those "afflicted" like I am. What? Do I need to be bald AND black to get some attention?:rolleyes:

Cater to me, bitches, or you're f-ing racists :)

Mine likely would! I buy only adjustable hats.

You can actually get a "custom" baseball cap ya know! Specially fitted for your old head. :laugh:

I wear a hat pretty much daily and I think every one I own is adjustable. I HATE those 'one size fits all' hats.

I tell ya what though, just walk down to Main Street, Texas or where ever you live and start protesting and holding a sign and simply demand it. You'll have custom hats for your bald fuckers by next week!! :thumb:

[icansayit]

http://icansayit.com/images/magahat.jpg

[Gunny]

http://icansayit.com/images/magahat.jpg
Definitely not THAT hat. 1970s trucker, "We got a convoy" lookin' Elmer Fudd hat. I'd rather have a sunburn on my grape that made it the same color as the hat.

I don't have a problem with what it says or represents, nor would I not wear one. They just need to find a company that makes normal-shaped hats.

AND hats or us follicle-y challenged types that DEFINITELY don't need all that airspace between the top of our heads and the hat. :)

[icansayit]

GOMER's garage hat....https://clickamericana.com/wp-content/uploads/Jim-Nabors-as-Gomer-Pyle-on-The-Andy-Griffith-Show-750x422.jpg


or this one? https://drunktvpodcast.files.wordpress.com/2017/11/pyle6.jpg

How Bout Joe Biden's hat????? https://i.imgflip.com/3xyouv.jpg

[Gunny]

GOMER's garage hat....https://clickamericana.com/wp-content/uploads/Jim-Nabors-as-Gomer-Pyle-on-The-Andy-Griffith-Show-750x422.jpg


or this one? https://drunktvpodcast.files.wordpress.com/2017/11/pyle6.jpg

How Bout Joe Biden's hat????? https://i.imgflip.com/3xyouv.jpg

I'll take the Marine cover thanks. Only not kicked back like some dirtbag. Probably got his hands in his pockets too :rolleyes:

:)