Mood Music or Background Noise? Guys v Gals

[Gunny]

So, (don't ask how I got the job :death:) I have it on good authority that there is such a thing as "sexy" music. So I come back with a known and recognized "love song".

My contention is that guys don't have a clue what a "sexy" song is. What guys need to know is what the gal he's with thinks is sexy because a good breeze will get us in the mood and the tunes are background noise. Gals are a lot trickier about moods than guys. We're horny or thinking about it :)

IF I'm in the middle of taking care of business and a song can distract me I'm thinking I must not really be in the mood.

Thoughts? If you dare :)

[Abbey Marie]

We women generally care a lot about our surroundings, whether it be decor, vegetation, or sounds. Whereas most guys I’ve known are happy with a TV on some cinder blocks. More later...

[High_Plains_Drifter]

New favorite song... just keep discovering new artists on Amazon... although this song isn't new, it's new to me, and I love the rockabilly sound... absolutely beautiful... another Patsy Cline...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry2cRem1AyA

[Gunny]

Let's try to keep up with the theme here. So, I have to beat Black Diamond to it:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIPS4LyveJs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioE_O7Lm0I4

That's MY idea of "mood music: :)

[NightTrain]

So, (don't ask how I got the job :death:) I have it on good authority that there is such a thing as "sexy" music. So I come back with a known and recognized "love song".

My contention is that guys don't have a clue what a "sexy" song is. What guys need to know is what the gal he's with thinks is sexy because a good breeze will get us in the mood and the tunes are background noise. Gals are a lot trickier about moods than guys. We're horny or thinking about it :)

IF I'm in the middle of taking care of business and a song can distract me I'm thinking I must not really be in the mood.

Thoughts? If you dare :)


And now, it's time for Gunny's SexyTime with your host, Gunny!


Dear Gunny,

My sweetie has complained that my armpit hair is too long. I trimmed it, but now it just pokes her in the eye.

Should I shave it all off like a soyboy, or let it grow out and do the Dreds thing? Kind of like a Jamaican armpit look?

Signed,
Wondering in Wasilla

[High_Plains_Drifter]

Let's try to keep up with the theme here. So, I have to beat @Black Diamond (http://www.debatepolicy.com/member.php?u=2142) to it:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIPS4LyveJs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioE_O7Lm0I4

That's MY idea of "mood music: :)
What is the theme? "Mood music?"

[Gunny]

And now, it's time for Gunny's SexyTime with your host, Gunny!


Dear Gunny,

My sweetie has complained that my armpit hair is too long. I trimmed it, but now it just pokes her in the eye.

Should I shave it all off like a soyboy, or let it grow out and do the Dreds thing? Kind of like a Jamaican armpit look?

Signed,
Wondering in WasillaIf your armpit hair is stiff enough to poke someone in the eye you got more problems than you think. First, burn it off with a blowtorch. Rub some motor oil in real good so you don't get a rash and you're good to go :)

[Black Diamond]

https://youtu.be/59lSt6fVgMA

[Gunny]

What is the theme? "Mood music?"Read my OP. A woman I know contends there is such a thing as "sexy" music. Myself and a friend did the guy, "Huh?" thing.

I contend the woman is sexy. You could have a jackhammer in the background for all I care :)

[High_Plains_Drifter]

Read my OP. A woman I know contends there is such a thing as "sexy" music. Myself and a friend did the guy, "Huh?" thing.

I contend the woman is sexy. You could have a jackhammer in the background for all I care :)
OK... I can add to "sexy music"...

This is a song played in... aaaahh... "gentlemen's clubs"... yes, it's sexy...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxzZfrHKo6s

[High_Plains_Drifter]

How many you want? LOL... you're talkin' to the music guy...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bf_fBLvmQU

[NightTrain]

I wonder if the Sergeant Major has any SexyTime questions for Gunny.
CSM

[Gunny]

I wonder if the Sergeant Major has any SexyTime questions for Gunny.
@CSM (http://www.debatepolicy.com/member.php?u=36)I'm sure Bn Admin is typing out a list for him :laugh:

[NightTrain]

This shit is hilarious. My ribs hurt, I shit you not. Hahahahaaa!!

[Gunny]

This shit is hilarious. My ribs hurt, I shit you not. Hahahahaaa!!I'd say we're not on the "good guys" list right now :)

[High_Plains_Drifter]

I'd say we're not on the "good guys" list right now :)
I'm missing something... :confused:

Damn my analytical mind.

[NightTrain]

I'm missing something... :confused:

Damn my analytical mind.

Oh, it's nothing. Just my weird sense of humor.

I just keep picturing Gunny sitting on a stage of a talk show in full Battle Dress, answering a bunch of questions off cards from an audience of hormonal teenagers.

[High_Plains_Drifter]

Oh, it's nothing. Just my weird sense of humor.

I just keep picturing Gunny sitting on a stage of a talk show in full Battle Dress, answering a bunch of questions off cards from an audience of hormonal teenagers.
Oh my God.... I get THAT... http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/red-neck-laughing-smiley-emoticon.gif (http://www.sherv.net/)

[High_Plains_Drifter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIMJAuKl9Ko

[NightTrain]

So, I can't translate a song into sexy or romantic.

But probably one of the greatest beautiful and powerful songs would be :


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpmAY059TTY

The piano in the last half of the song really do it for me.

[Gunny]

Oh, it's nothing. Just my weird sense of humor.

I just keep picturing Gunny sitting on a stage of a talk show in full Battle Dress, answering a bunch of questions off cards from an audience of hormonal teenagers.Now THAT cracked me up :laugh:

[Gunny]

Air Supply :) The whole disgusting album. I was told girls like that stuff :)

[Abbey Marie]

Clueless, every dang one of you

[Black Diamond]

Clueless, every dang one of you


https://youtu.be/x6QZn9xiuOE

From king of queens

[Black Diamond]

https://youtu.be/COiIC3A0ROMhttps://youtu.be/COiIC3A0ROM

[icansayit]

Clueless, every dang one of you


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVgtsPPuBXk

But this is more of what I learned to like while on duty at sea....many times.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7GnVHmTiI8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC06yVxLHao

[Black Diamond]

Clueless, every dang one of you

Oh I just remembered... Russ pulls this album out.


https://youtu.be/nkKuhAxcH7g
:laugh:

[NightTrain]

Okay, okay.

Here's the all time best SexyTime song :


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdpAop7gp0w

[Black Diamond]

https://youtu.be/p4E6KtQg_z0

[icansayit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwAERaRUsp0 The Master of Voice.

[SassyLady]

My wedding song ... romantic and sexy.

https://youtu.be/qQRQSNvbJtM (https://youtu.be/qQRQSNvbJtM)


Visually .... NightTrain's avatar turns me on. Always has!

[SassyLady]

https://youtu.be/xzQvGz6_fvA

[NightTrain]

Clueless, every dang one of you

Well, I'm guessing that Russ isn't having a very good time in the hot seat, right about now.

Poor little fella. He never had a chance.

[CSM]

I wonder if the Sergeant Major has any SexyTime questions for Gunny.
CSM

"Sexy music" to me is the sound of a battery six impacting the target .... followed by "rounds complete" and "good effects" coming over the radio.....

[CSM]

Dunno how it affects women, but my favorite "sexy song" is "Unchained Melody".... (get your own damned link).

Advice to guys about sexy music..... don't try to sing along with whatever it is..... not even hum or whistle.... just don't

[Gunny]

Clueless, every dang one of youIn my defense, I have pointed that out quite often. If you read the first post and who started it you should have known "clueless with women" was coming next :)

[Gunny]

Well, I'm guessing that Russ isn't having a very good time in the hot seat, right about now.

Poor little fella. He never had a chance.Are you kidding? Russ is pointing at us and saying, "See? I'm not THAT bad". He's probably made some serious points. :laugh:

[Gunny]

Dunno how it affects women, but my favorite "sexy song" is "Unchained Melody".... (get your own damned link).

Advice to guys about sexy music..... don't try to sing along with whatever it is..... not even hum or whistle.... just don't

Definitely a NO :laugh:

[Abbey Marie]

Well, I'm guessing that Russ isn't having a very good time in the hot seat, right about now.

Poor little fella. He never had a chance.

:laugh2:

He’s not complaining. Right, Russ?

[Abbey Marie]

Are you kidding? Russ is pointing at us and saying, "See? I'm not THAT bad". He's probably made some serious points. :laugh:

Gunny, where did you plant the camera?

:laugh2:

[Abbey Marie]

In my defense, I have pointed that out quite often. If you read the first post and who started it you should have known "clueless with women" was coming next :)

Truth

[Russ]

Well, I'm guessing that Russ isn't having a very good time in the hot seat, right about now.

Poor little fella. He never had a chance.

Hahaha! This thread is great. My first thought was Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On", already mentioned by Black Diamond.

My second thought, though was any jazz rock song with a driving, repetitive bassline, maybe with the occasional bluesy guitar. I will go look for a good example.

[Russ]

Are you kidding? Russ is pointing at us and saying, "See? I'm not THAT bad". He's probably made some serious points. :laugh:

And don't think I don't appreciate all the help you guys provide that way! Russ like-y! :cool:

[Russ]

:laugh2:

He’s not complaining. Right, Russ?

No complaints!!! ;)

[Abbey Marie]

No complaints!!! ;)

:laugh2:

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

As an old time Rock guy-- this ... ""long cool woman had it all""
And she looked amazingly like the model in the video- O' to be young again and spend nights like that!!
Something that a man could never forget about in a million years and has no choice but to dream about often..
Especially so, if a poet. -Tyr



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l0xpkk0yaQ

[Gunny]

As an old time Rock guy-- this ... ""long cool woman had it all""
And she looked amazingly like the model in the video- O' to be young again and spend nights like that!!
Something that a man could never forget about in a million years and has no choice but to dream about often..
Especially so, if a poet. -Tyr



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l0xpkk0yaQExcellent choice. The Hollies. For a song. Not sure how it fits in with the "sexy" though. I consider that album cover sexy, not the song. The song IS on my workout playlist :)

[Gunny]

Which brings me to my next point. "Mood" music to me is workout music. Not necessarily "sexy".

Otherwise, if I hear a song, it may remind me of a person and/or place, or the reverse. 99 44/100 percent of the time that = whatever was on the radio. I can't recall ever trying to "set a stage" with music, lighting, etc. Unless you want to count buying the SO a shot or 2 at the bar. I HAVE been known to do that :happy0203:

[icansayit]

Excellent choice. The Hollies. For a song. Not sure how it fits in with the "sexy" though. I consider that album cover sexy, not the song. The song IS on my workout playlist :)


Late during NAM. A lotta guys really thought this was one to remind them about Home. Thanks.

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

Excellent choice. The Hollies. For a song. Not sure how it fits in with the "sexy" though. I consider that album cover sexy, not the song. The song IS on my workout playlist :)

First time I saw that model I remembered the girl I had a thing with many decades ago- as they could almost be twins.
And as usual I ffed it up being as wild as hell and fighting, no not with her but with guys trying to hit on her.
She dumped me after 7 weeks because of my temper and my tendency to beat hell out of people that disrespected me by hitting on her with me standing right there! Shit like that didnt cut it 4 decades ago! As that was a major insult back then...
Something that I NEVER EVER LET SLIDE BY.
Even when she warned me to stop it or else.
Next time it happened - I said, hell no-- bastard insulted me- so I beat the living hell out of him.
She called it quits. I went to another club and found another girlfriend that night.
Youth and Native American/Irish-bloodied temper always controlled me back then.
Sad but true (as she was a goddess) but a man must maintain his principles or else he is nothing... ..-Tyr

[High_Plains_Drifter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiCSSIEUukk

[Gunny]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiCSSIEUukk:laugh::laugh:

Guess the little lady won't have any problem guessing what you're thinking, anyway :)

[Gunny]

Karaoke machine. Lipsyncing "If You Think I'm Sexy" by Rod Stewart while dancing all over the furniture "Risky Business" style in tidy whitey's. )

[High_Plains_Drifter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54LgyqSPfsQ

[NightTrain]

Dear Gunny,

Tightey-whiteys, thong or commando? I want to make a good impression after the music does the trick.

Signed,
Panicking in Pittsburgh

[Abbey Marie]

Clueless, every dang one of you

What ^ she ^ said.

[claudius2019]

Well, there's obvious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAxccK-KgBI

And then there's a little more subtle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ul_eiDQy68

FWIW, there's also a 17 minute extended version, should she not get the hint: :laugh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5AztWseIdU

[CSM]

Dear Gunny,

Tightey-whiteys, thong or commando? I want to make a good impression after the music does the trick.

Signed,
Panicking in Pittsburgh

I aint Gunny but.....

I am thinking "Depends", preferably in tiger stripe or leopard print.... bonus for glow in the dark!

[Abbey Marie]

I aint Gunny but.....

I am thinking "Depends", preferably in tiger stripe or leopard print.... bonus for glow in the dark!

:laugh2:

[Black Diamond]

https://youtu.be/SGyOaCXr8Lw