5stringJeff
02-03-2007, 07:15 PM
Two brothers, ages 6 and 4, wake up one morning. The older says to the younger, "Hey, we should start swearing today." The younger brother agrees, so the older says, "OK, this morning, the first sentence we say, I'll say 'damn,' and you say 'hell.'"
So they walk down to the kitchen, where their mother asks them, "So, what would you boys like for breakfast this morning?"
The older brother says, "I want some damn Cheerios!"
The mother instantly grabs the boy, takes him upstairs to his room, and gives him the worst spanking of his life. Then she comes down and asks the younger boy, "And what would you like for breakfast??"
"I don't know," the boy says, "but I sure as hell don't want Cheerios!"
So they walk down to the kitchen, where their mother asks them, "So, what would you boys like for breakfast this morning?"
The older brother says, "I want some damn Cheerios!"
The mother instantly grabs the boy, takes him upstairs to his room, and gives him the worst spanking of his life. Then she comes down and asks the younger boy, "And what would you like for breakfast??"
"I don't know," the boy says, "but I sure as hell don't want Cheerios!"