More humor for the virus

[jimnyc]

Or about the virus, or being stuck at home, disasters & even positive stuff. I'll start with the few positives, we can use more and more of it!

https://i.imgur.com/VnBEkDD.png

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Think your stay at home sucks??

https://i.imgur.com/aq13zJp.png

https://i.imgur.com/8m9QQ40.png

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And some we have to take their word for it...

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And the BEST news of all????????

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[Gunny]

I like the 14th birthday one :laugh:

[Kathianne]

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[Drummond]

That first one of Jim's was all too obvious & inevitable.

Pandas hate nosey parkers. Everybody knows that.

It's A Panda Thing.

Why do you think pandas like bamboo ? It's so that they're fully prepared in case any nosey gits start disturbing them. Try being at the business-end of a panda getting handy with his stick of bamboo .... :rolleyes:

[LongTermGuy]

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[Kathianne]

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/when-you-feel-young-again.jpg

[Kathianne]

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[Kathianne]

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[Kathianne]

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[FakeNewsSux]

Politics
(https://babylonbee.com/news/categories/politics)Newly Mustachioed Bill De Blasio Unveils Special Red Armbands For Police Enforcing Lockdown
May 1st, 2020
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NEW YORK, NY—Having let his facial hair grow freely for several weeks, New York Mayor Bill De Blasio held a press conference this morning where he unveiled special red armbands for police enforcing the city's quarantine on the Jewish community.
"The red armband represents our commitment to public health," he said. "City workers and police who want to show their loyalty to making sure undesirable groups are not breaking quarantine will be asked to wear the bands for easy identification."
"The third glorious era of New York will reign triumphant!" he cried, banging on his lectern. "Together we can reclaim the glories of our once-great kingdom!"
The mayor also suggesting some kind of camp that could concentrate on the Jews, as well as maybe some way to identify them in public so people could keep away from "undesirable" contact with them. "We could take them to the camp on the subway trains."
Some are saying the move represents bad optics for the city's mayor. But he didn't seem to see any issue with the bands, saying they simply helped identify the special squadrons of police that would focus on the Jewish community. "We'll call them the S.S. for short," he said.
He also announced his plans to invade Poland.

https://babylonbee.com/news/newly-mustachioed-bill-de-blasio-unveils-new-red-armbands-for-police-enforcing-quarantine?utm_source=whatfinger

[icansayit]

https://therightscoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/billdeblasio.jpg


ARMBANDS????? Is this how De Idiot wants his cops to salute him too????

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EW8nHSqWAAE9AZz.jpg

[Kathianne]

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[Black Diamond]

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[Hot Dogger]

AND NOW A JOKE FOR VIROLOGISTS

What happened when Andromeda got constipated?

Andromeda strain.

[Kathianne]

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