jimnyc
03-05-2020, 05:08 PM
Our teacher asked what our favorite animal was and I told her "fried chicken".
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't be right, because everyone laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did, fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my Dad what happened and he said the teacher must be a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principals office. I told him what happened and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class the teacher asked us what our favorite "live" animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her because you can make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principals office. He laughed and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents told me always to be honest. But my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today my teacher asked me to her what famous person I admired the most.
I told her "Colonel Sanders". Guess where I am now?
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't be right, because everyone laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did, fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my Dad what happened and he said the teacher must be a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principals office. I told him what happened and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class the teacher asked us what our favorite "live" animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her because you can make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principals office. He laughed and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents told me always to be honest. But my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today my teacher asked me to her what famous person I admired the most.
I told her "Colonel Sanders". Guess where I am now?