So I'm thinking

[darin]

whilst sitting here in my boxers and dress-shirt...

"I don't wanna go to work today."


Today my 'little girl' starts 3rd Grade. Weird to think she's half-way to where I stopped skewl. :p

She's eight. My boy starts squiouxel friday. Kindergarten.

This is it, really. For them, it's the end of 'sittin home doin' nothing' all day - for the vast majority of their lives, anyway. Unless they get gubbment jobs.

:D

Anywho - that's all.

I need to go and find my pants.

[shattered]

She's more than half way to her first boyfriend. :D

[Jon]

She's more than half way to her first boyfriend. :D

:no:

:lalala:

That is a *horrible* thing to say. You should be ashamed of yourself. :laugh2:

[shattered]

:no:

:lalala:

That is a *horrible* thing to say. You should be ashamed of yourself. :laugh2:

Wait.. Is that me not being "good"?

Damn.

I'll try harder.

She's more than half way to her first date with a BOY. THEN comes the boy "friend". :D

[darin]

OMG...that's near ban-worthy. :)

[shattered]

OMG...that's near ban-worthy. :)

Ban away.. The outcome will still be the same. :coffee:

[manu1959]

She's more than half way to her first boyfriend. :D

spin the bottle in a year or two

[-Cp]

She's more than half way to her first date with a BOY. THEN comes the boy "friend". :D

And how is 8 years old half-way to 30?

[darin]

And how is 8 years old half-way to 30?

http://www.d-mphotos.com/images/applause.gif

[Abbey Marie]

And how is 8 years old half-way to 30?

Its cute how fathers are more likely to say these things than moms. What do you know about "guys" that we don't? :coffee:

[darin]

Its cute how fathers are more likely to say these things than moms. What do you know about "guys" that we don't? :coffee:

My Son? I have NO FEARS of him dating...finding love and what-not.

My Girl? Yeah...bothers me.

REALLY bothers me that I now have nephews and nieces who are approaching the age I was when I gave up my virginity.

:-/

[Abbey Marie]

Wait til she's 16 and pretty and naive. Nightmares, I tell you. Nightmares.

[darin]

Wait til she's 16 and pretty and naive. Nightmares, I tell you. Nightmares.


Her mother was only 1 year older than that when I proposed.

TALK about naive... :(

:D

[Abbey Marie]

Her mother was only 1 year older than that when I proposed.

TALK about naive... :(

:D

At least she chose wisely. :thumb: :beer:

[-Cp]

Its cute how fathers are more likely to say these things than moms. What do you know about "guys" that we don't? :coffee:


We know that ALL Teenage guys - and well into their 20's - have ONLY ONE MISSION - and that is to GET INSIDE a girls Pants.....

They will not stop until they can land their plane on the carrier with a "Mission Accomplished" banner behind them...............:/

[darin]

I'm 34 and I STILL have one mission. (sigh). I feel like i'm just getting into my sexual peak.

[Kathianne]

Its cute how fathers are more likely to say these things than moms. What do you know about "guys" that we don't? :coffee:

I don't think that Mary is 30 yet, probably not Cp's wife either. :laugh2:

[-Cp]

I don't think that Mary is 30 yet, probably not Cp's wife either. :laugh2:

My wife is older than Dmp ...

[Kathianne]

My wife is older than Dmp ...

:eek:

[darin]

My wife is younger than -cP. And -cP's wife.

:)

[Kathianne]

My wife is younger than -cP. And -cP's wife.

:)

LOL! Younger than you too, no? Hey together you're both probably younger than moi! I was casting no aspersions on anyone.

[darin]

She's a little bit young than I...yup...5.5 years young, actually.

[AFbombloader]

spin the bottle in a year or two

Don't forget "Truth or Dare"!!:laugh2:

[nevadamedic]

She's more than half way to her first boyfriend. :D

Only 3 or 4 more years until she gets one. Actually the first girl I ever kissed was in 4th grade and first I made out with was in 5th.

[nevadamedic]

Wait.. Is that me not being "good"?

Damn.

I'll try harder.

She's more than half way to her first date with a BOY. THEN comes the boy "friend". :D

The first date will happen in 3rd or 4th grade. The whole lunch date on the playground where parents cant yell at them. :laugh2:

[nevadamedic]

My Son? I have NO FEARS of him dating...finding love and what-not.

My Girl? Yeah...bothers me.

REALLY bothers me that I now have nephews and nieces who are approaching the age I was when I gave up my virginity.

:-/

Wow, you have nieces and nephews in their 30's? :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

[nevadamedic]

Wait til she's 16 and pretty and naive. Nightmares, I tell you. Nightmares.

My daughters aunt was 13 when she got pregnant.................

[nevadamedic]

Her mother was only 1 year older than that when I proposed.

TALK about naive... :(

:D

Imagine your daughter coming home at 16 and saying Dad, im engaged. :laugh2:

[nevadamedic]

Don't forget "Truth or Dare"!!:laugh2:

I caught my daughter playing truth or dare when she was 8, I have no clue on how she learned that damn game, but she is definatly lucky that she could run faster then me. :slap:

[JohnDoe]

Don't forget "Truth or Dare"!!:laugh2:





ohhhhhhhhh, i forgot about that one!!!:eek:

[shattered]

And how is 8 years old half-way to 30?

Hah. It's only 30 in your dreams, when you're sound asleep. :D

[darin]

Imagine your daughter coming home at 16 and saying Dad, im engaged. :laugh2:

at 17 I'd consider it. I'd still likely say 'No'.

[Kathianne]

at 17 I'd consider it. I'd still likely say 'No'.

Bottom line, our children are the 'promise of our parents', "This one is going to give you some understanding of what you put us through!" Read that and run!