KarlMarx
02-11-2019, 12:15 PM
1. "Due to climate change the world will end in 10 years"
- Am I panicking the gullible? Great! I need to get as much attention as I can for the next 6 years when I can then run for president.
2. "This is our World War II"
- If I can't convince you that this is a crisis, then it's back to making martinis for me!
3. "It's better to be moral than accurate"
- Actually, I have absolutely, positively NO FREAKING IDEA of what I'm talking about... but that doesn't matter, I'm a master manipulator and politician!
4. "Medicare for All, Free University tuition, and a guaranteed income...."
- We know we can't do that... but it's better than admitting we want to confiscate all your property and tax you into poverty
5. "It's going to cost Forty Trillion dollars"
- Is a trillion more than a million? All those facts and figures make me dizzy! Despite being an economics major, I spent all my time at school dancing on rooftops.
Truth be told, I don't know a debit from a credit.
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- Am I panicking the gullible? Great! I need to get as much attention as I can for the next 6 years when I can then run for president.
2. "This is our World War II"
- If I can't convince you that this is a crisis, then it's back to making martinis for me!
3. "It's better to be moral than accurate"
- Actually, I have absolutely, positively NO FREAKING IDEA of what I'm talking about... but that doesn't matter, I'm a master manipulator and politician!
4. "Medicare for All, Free University tuition, and a guaranteed income...."
- We know we can't do that... but it's better than admitting we want to confiscate all your property and tax you into poverty
5. "It's going to cost Forty Trillion dollars"
- Is a trillion more than a million? All those facts and figures make me dizzy! Despite being an economics major, I spent all my time at school dancing on rooftops.
Truth be told, I don't know a debit from a credit.
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