The Thread Showcasing Lies by dmp

[typomaniac]

I just wanted to see if I'd get banned for daring to post this. :laugh:

If not, I'm sure I (or many others) can come up with a few things.

[darin]

Please! Find a lie! :)

I don't lie. I'm wrong often. But I don't lie.

:)

This'll be INTERESTING.

[Abbey Marie]

I can't find the post right now, but I remember a lie: You said that the Seahawks would win the Super Bowl in '08.

Oh wait- maybe that's just a case of being wrong!

:coffee:

[darin]

I can't find the post right now, but I remember a lie: You said that the Seahawks would win the Super Bowl in '08.

Oh wait- maybe that's just a case of being wrong!

:coffee:


Don't make me ban you, too!

:D

[Abbey Marie]

Don't make me ban you, too!

:D


You can't ban me - LN likes me, part 4! :laugh2:

[darin]

Guilty by association! :)

[Abbey Marie]

Guilty by association! :)

:salute:

[nevadamedic]

Please! Find a lie! :)

I don't lie. I'm wrong often. But I don't lie.

:)

This'll be INTERESTING.

Ohhhh I know one, you said you were attractive! :laugh2:


I can't find the post right now, but I remember a lie: You said that the Seahawks would win the Super Bowl in '08.

Oh wait- maybe that's just a case of being wrong!

:coffee:

Nope, thats just being delusional.

You guys might want to lock LN out of this thread for her own good, if you don't I sense a ban coming. :laugh2:

[darin]

I'm an attractive man. I'm emotionally-available, caring, pig-headed/stubborn when I have to be, and a doting father. :)

yeah...I'd do me...if I were gay. Or a chick.

[nevadamedic]

I'm an attractive man. I'm emotionally-available, caring, pig-headed/stubborn when I have to be, and a doting father. :)

yeah...I'd do me...if I were gay. Or a chick.

How are you emotionally available? You have a beautiful wife and you have kids. You have everything a lot of men would kill for and your on here saying your emotionally available..........

[gabosaurus]

I'm an attractive man. I'm emotionally-available, caring, pig-headed/stubborn when I have to be, and a doting father. :)


How many lies are in this statement? :lmao:

[darin]

How are you emotionally available? You have a beautiful wife and you have kids. You have everything a lot of men would kill for and you're on here saying you're emotionally available..........

You don't know what 'emotionally available' means, do you? :)


lol :)

It MEANS, friend, I am NOT closed-off, like are a Lot of men. I understand and realize and deal with my feelings openly and honestly.

[gabosaurus]

Since when are men ever "emotionally available"?
Gay men perhaps. But not straight men. Men are not supposed to have emotions.

[darin]

Men are not supposed to have emotions.


Guys, maybe. MEN, however, DO have and express and understand their emotions.

[Yurt]

Since when are men ever "emotionally available"?
Gay men perhaps. But not straight men. Men are not supposed to have emotions.

contradictory there....

you are such a hetro bigot, discriminatory blah blah....

you would be screaming bloody gay slogans to us all night long if we said something like about gays.

Now, you entered a thread about DMP's "lies" and we have just caught YOU in one. :alcoholic:

LOL

[JohnDoe]

How many lies are in this statement? :lmao:
:laugh2:

[JohnDoe]

Since when are men ever "emotionally available"?
Gay men perhaps. But not straight men. Men are not supposed to have emotions.i do disagree with this though, because my husband is emotionally available....he's my best friend, along with my lover....i do count myself lucky.

[nevadamedic]

i do disagree with this though, because my husband is emotionally available....he's my best friend, along with my lover....i do count myself lucky.

Yikes, your cheating on your husband?!? Talk about no morals.

[JohnDoe]

Yikes, your cheating on your husband?!? Talk about no morals.


:laugh2::laugh2: hahaha! shut up! or i'll smack ya one! :slap:

[nevadamedic]

:laugh2::laugh2: hahaha! shut up! or i'll smack ya one! :slap:

Well you said your husband and lover..................

[shattered]

How many lies are in this statement? :lmao:

Surprisingly, none.

[gabosaurus]

I mean emotions other than crying at the death scene in "Brian's Song." Or realizing that the game starts in five minutes and you are out of beer.

[nevadamedic]

I mean emotions other than crying at the death scene in "Brian's Song." Or realizing that the game starts in five minutes and you are out of beer.

If we run out of beer we just send the woman to go get more. :slap:

[shattered]

I mean emotions other than crying at the death scene in "Brian's Song." Or realizing that the game starts in five minutes and you are out of beer.

I think this time, you should know the person before you make rash judgements.. :)

[darin]

I mean emotions other than crying at the death scene in "Brian's Song." Or realizing that the game starts in five minutes and you are out of beer.

Right. If that's all you expect from guys, you're settling. Men can be, if they try, much much better.

[typomaniac]

yeah...I'd do me...if I were gay. Or a chick.
Yeah, but if you wouldn't do the gay version of yourself - or the female version of yourself - you still wouldn't be getting any. :lol:

[diuretic]

dmp doesn't lie, he does something much worse..................he uses............statistics! :laugh2:

[Abbey Marie]

Surprisingly, none.

I'll second that.

[jackass]

Guys, maybe. MEN, however, DO have and express and understand their emotions.


:gay:



:laugh2:

[darin]

:gay:



:laugh2:


You want me. You want me so bad it hurts, right?

:D

:dance:

[glockmail]

Please! Find a lie! :)

I don't lie. I'm wrong often. But I don't lie.

:)

This'll be INTERESTING. According to maineman, if you are innacurate, you lie.

http://www.debatepolicy.com/showpost.php?p=112256&postcount=50

[darin]

Indeed. It's sad.

[glockmail]

Therefore we are all liars and integrity means nothing. I suppose that's the goal of Liberals.

[Joan]

I have never met DMP - I may not contribute a lot to this board - but I've read most of his posts, and I have NEVER seen a lie!

[darin]

I have never met DMP - I may not contribute a lot to this board - but I've read most of his posts, and I have NEVER seen a lie!

hey - THANKS, Joan.

:beers:

:cheers2::cheers2:

[typomaniac]

According to maineman, if you are innacurate, you lie.

http://www.debatepolicy.com/showpost.php?p=112256&postcount=50
Of course you could be lying while just pretending to be inaccurate. Like your good buddy Alberto Gonzales. :lol:

[Abbey Marie]

Or you could all intend to lie, but be inaccurate about it, thereby inadvertently telling the truth.

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/animal/1132.gif

[manu1959]

i got one...d told me once his wife is not hot.....liar

[glockmail]

Of course you could be lying while just pretending to be inaccurate. Like your good buddy Alberto Gonzales. :lol:
I never met the man. Therefore by maineman's definition you're a liar.:laugh2:

[Roomy]

He is certainly deluded if he thinks he is handsome because he is as ugly as sin.:laugh2:

[darin]

Delusions are NOT lies. :)

[nevadamedic]

Delusions are NOT lies. :)

Nice of you to join us finally......... I gave Psycho a nice beating on your behalf last night..............

[Roomy]

Nice of you to join us finally......... I gave Psycho a nice beating on your behalf last night..............

Psycho loves me, I can't believe it.

[nevadamedic]

Psycho loves me, I can't believe it.

Where did that come from?

[Roomy]

Where did that come from?


:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

[Roomy]

Which thread Nevada?

[nevadamedic]

Which thread Nevada?

Just about all of them last night..............

[darin]

absolutely - Psycho was drunk and I was his target. NM was my 'hero'.

:)

[typomaniac]

I never met the man. Therefore by maineman's definition you're a liar.:laugh2:

Anyone arguing according to their perceived definitions of a banned member is way over the honesty threshold. :poke:

In all fairness, though, I'm willing to believe that when dmp lied, nobody died. :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: