Stupid Summertime 'Master Mariners'

[Elessar]

Not smart enough to kedge an anchor and float free in high tide.
Pulled dozens of these idiots off that island.
Cannot even read the damn water:

Dirty green, shoal water;
Darker green, channel water;
Blue, open seas.

https://content.govdelivery.com/accounts/USDHSCG/bulletins/201dc11

[Bilgerat]

I would often stand and watch these idiots start out on their voyages and think,

"here comes the next MUCNo (Multi Unit Case Number) :laugh::laugh:

[Elessar]

I would often stand and watch these idiots start out on their voyages and think,

"here comes the next MUCNo (Multi Unit Case Number) :laugh::laugh:

One Word: Precious!:laugh:

[Elessar]

One Word: Precious!:laugh:

Too bad they cannot get charged for wasting federal tax dollars for being idiots.

State resources can charge though. I used to send Baywatch, LACOU Sheriff's,
Long Beach Lifeguards, or Orange County out to get fools that ran out of gas
and refused a MARB (Marine Assistance Request Broadcast) or refused commercial
assistance.

LBLG charged $345 an hour to tow those idiots in.:laugh: