Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis

[LiberalNation]

:eek:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070822/od_nm/russia_crime_penis_dc;_ylt=Ar34_.HfslqyD6SoHxbupQE DW7oF

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

[diuretic]

In spite of myself..................:laugh2:

[Guernicaa]

Better his cock than his face.

[gabosaurus]

Why go to the trouble of setting it on fire? Just take a huge knife and chop the sucker off.

[dan]

I'm surprised nobody's made a "Great Balls of Fire" joke yet!

[KarlMarx]

I suppose if the husband set fire to the woman instead, then some people on this board would be crying "abuse"....

but, since it's a guy having his body parts torched by a female, it's OK!

ahh... the hypocrisy of the Left... it reminds me of the smell of an open septic tank on hot day!

[LiberalNation]

Who said it wansn't abuse. Abuse someone it's abuse male or female.

[PostmodernProphet]

are they sure it was his?.....didn't I read somewhere around here that Napoleon's was missing?....

[glockmail]

Maybe she was tired of eating it raw.

[Trigg]

I suppose if the husband set fire to the woman instead, then some people on this board would be crying "abuse"....

but, since it's a guy having his body parts torched by a female, it's OK!

ahh... the hypocrisy of the Left... it reminds me of the smell of an open septic tank on hot day!

Your just trying to turn this into a sexist thread.

Why was he sitting naked watching TV?? yuck.....that has to come under the heading BAD naked.

[dan]

Maybe she was tired of eating it raw.

:laugh2::clap::clap:

[hjmick]

In a similar vein:

Arizona Woman Allegedly Stabs Estranged Husband During Sex (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,294230,00.html)

[KarlMarx]

Remember Lorenna Bobbit, the woman who cut off her philandering husband's penis while he was asleep? All the feminists defended her action because she was supposedly "raped" during their marriage. So, what did the court system do Mrs Bobbit to punish her? She was sentenced to counselling.

So, to those who think that sitting in front of a TV naked justifies abuse, what does a burnt dinner or spending too much on groceries justify? A firing squad?

Abuse is abuse, it doesn't matter whether it is committed by a man or by a woman.

[nevadamedic]

:eek:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070822/od_nm/russia_crime_penis_dc;_ylt=Ar34_.HfslqyD6SoHxbupQE DW7oF

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

:laugh2: They said "Full" Recovery :laugh2:

[nevadamedic]

Why go to the trouble of setting it on fire? Just take a huge knife and chop the sucker off.

You are one sick bitch. That is something that you don't joke about EVER.

On a lighter note I don't have to worry about cutting mine off as they don't make a knife big enough. :cool:

[5stringJeff]

On a lighter note I don't have to worry about cutting mine off as they don't make a knife big enough. :cool:

Welcome back to sixth grade!

[nevadamedic]

Welcome back to sixth grade!

No, it's true, I think it is part of the reason I have a back injury lcarrying around that much weight would hurt anyone. :laugh2:

[avatar4321]

Why go to the trouble of setting it on fire? Just take a huge knife and chop the sucker off.

maybe it was too hard to find.

[avatar4321]

You are one sick bitch. That is something that you don't joke about EVER.

On a lighter note I don't have to worry about cutting mine off as they don't make a knife big enough. :cool:

They have chain saws for that.

[Kathianne]

:eek:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070822/od_nm/russia_crime_penis_dc;_ylt=Ar34_.HfslqyD6SoHxbupQE DW7oF

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
Regardless if he recovers fully, I doubt there will be much climaxing done for awhile. ;)

[avatar4321]

Regardless if he recovers fully, I doubt there will be much climaxing done for awhile. ;)

i dunno. Maybe if he had a good woman;)

[nevadamedic]

They have chain saws for that.

It would take a pretty big chainsaw...............

[avatar4321]

It would take a pretty big chainsaw...............

somehow i doubt that. If a chain saw can cut down a red wood, you dont stand a chance bro. sorry.