Kim flies his toilet over to Singapore with him... WTF?

[jimnyc]

Sure are some weird poop stories today :laugh:

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Kim Jong Un reportedly brought his own toilet to Trump meeting because he's worried about intelligence agencies getting his waste

Kim Jong Un doesn’t want to leave anything behind while he’s in Singapore.

The notoriously secretive North Korean dictator brought his own toilet for his historic sit-down with President Trump — apparently because he’s worried about other nations studying his waste to glean information about him.

Kim’s use of a portable potty when he travels across his nation is well documented in South Korean news reports. He also brought it to an April meeting at the border with South Korean President Moon Jae-in.

Its use is part of an elaborate set of security measures as Kim makes a rare trip out of the country. The toilet is there to prevent any “determined sewer divers insights” into the dictator’s droppings, the Chosunilbo newspaper in South Korea reported.

Rest - http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ny-news-kim-toilet-summit-20180611-story.html

[Gunny]

Y'know .... :laugh: .... I'd t LEAST lie and say it's for sanitary reasons :laugh:

Somebody needs t get an FOIA ready and find out who the poop spies are :laugh:

[aboutime]

Laughingly. I suspect Kim is afraid he might sit on a POISONED toilet seat in the hotel, and prove how much of a wuss he really is for SITTING WHILE PEEING.https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/135000/620x/57542bc39a269_Kimpoo1.jpghttps://taskandpurpose.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/top-north-korea-expert-makes-the-case-for-the-us-bombing-kim-jong-uns-personal-toilet.pnghttps://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/78/590x/Kim-jong-un-792396.jpg

[Black Diamond]

I thought it was Barbra Streisand who was afraid of toilet seats. :)

[aboutime]

I thought it was Barbra Streisand who was afraid of toilet seats. :)

Then, I found out she was afraid of breaking her "nose" if the seat fell while she was peeing!:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Black Diamond]

Then, I found out she was afraid of breaking her "nose" if the seat fell while she was peeing!:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
Oh man.

:laugh:

[aboutime]

Oh man.

:laugh:

SO...You agree? Her nose is safe when standing up to pee?:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Black Diamond]

SO...You agree? Her nose is safe when standing up to pee?:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
Imagine if she and Mick Jagger had a kid together.

[SassyLady]

Because he sent his double to Singapore and the poop DNA would prove that. Hes afraid of being assassinated.

[aboutime]

Imagine if she and Mick Jagger had a kid together.

:puke:

[pete311]

Stalin was said to analyze foreign guest's poop to build a profile on them.

[Black Diamond]

Stalin was said to analyze foreign guest's poop to build a profile on them.
He was probably paranoid enough.

[Black Diamond]

:puke:
You have to wonder though aboutime. Would the kids' lips or nose be more pronounced.

[Gunny]

He was probably paranoid enough.Probably nothing. Stalin was so paranoid he probably suspected himself.

[aboutime]

You have to wonder though aboutime. Would the kids' lips or nose be more pronounced.


Don't know about that, but sure thing is. Both of them would be singing
"CAN'T GET NO SATISFACTION", and be divorced before the first night is over.
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[Black Diamond]

Probably nothing. Stalin was so paranoid he probably suspected himself.
Had his own turds analyzed. :laugh:

[SassyLady]

Stalin was said to analyze foreign guest's poop to build a profile on them.

Stalin died 1953. DNA discovered 1953. What was Stalin analyzing?

[Black Diamond]

https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-asia-35427926
Stalin died 1953. DNA discovered 1953. What was Stalin analyzing?
Who knows

[Elessar]

O.K.

This story goes in my file of "Just When I Thought I Had Heard It All...":lmao::poop:

[aboutime]

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[High_Plains_Drifter]

Because he sent his double to Singapore and the poop DNA would prove that. Hes afraid of being assassinated.
I was thinking about the DNA angle myself.

Scat is a good place to find it, but they can even get DNA from FOOT PRINTS now.

[FakeNewsSux]

Stalin died 1953. DNA discovered 1953. What was Stalin analyzing?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz3P0zDh6wc