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08-20-2007, 03:58 PM
From: Decidef U. Liverdie, Head Surgeon, US Government Hospital, New York, NY email: partsisparts@ciapartshouse.com
May 12, 2013
Dear Surgeon General,
I reluctantly submit to you this letter of resignation dated May 12, 2013. I'm sorry sir but I just can't do this any more.
Ever since the US Government had taken over health care in our country I have faithfully served as you asked me to. I was in private practice in St. Louis, Mo in 2010 when President Clinton pushed through the new law. I have always tried to be a good doctor but just can't compromise any longer.
Last month you set a quota that was unreasonable for me. It is far too difficult to terminate 2,000 persons and manage the shipping of all of their bodyparts on the budget you have allowed me. I have caught saff members stealing livers, lungs, hearts and even a penis. The black market is tempting these individuals with such handsome fees to get parts for the rich, politicians, press people and other dignitaries that I am left with an enormus burden to kill 1500 to 2000 people a month in order to fill your unreasonable requirements.
I realize you will probably have the CIA shut me up but I beg you not to hurt my family. They know nothing and can cause you no harm. Please Dr. Dean, don't hurt my children, please. I have always been a faithful party member and even supported the idea of National Health Care as you know. I did not realize you were going to solve the illegal immigrant and overpopulation problem in this manner however.
I would be willing to accept a position of lesser responsibility such as organ removal specialist or general surgeon. I can't however continue to be the one who decides who "get's it". I just can't. The other day I had to get three livers, a kidney and two hearts in less than one hour. I only had 4 homeless folks left on the Indigent Ward so we had to go riding around Brooklyn looking for homeless people. I must say though, we are solving the homeless problem here in America and I commend you for that. The problem is that we are killing our voters. What will we in November. The Underground Republican Army is on to our voting booth scam, ballot doubling and they refuse to go to hospitals. We can't continue arresting Republicans to take them to the hospital, people are getting suspicious.
Please accept mu resignation and find a suitable replacement.
Sincerely,
Decidef U. Liverdie
May 12, 2013
Dear Surgeon General,
I reluctantly submit to you this letter of resignation dated May 12, 2013. I'm sorry sir but I just can't do this any more.
Ever since the US Government had taken over health care in our country I have faithfully served as you asked me to. I was in private practice in St. Louis, Mo in 2010 when President Clinton pushed through the new law. I have always tried to be a good doctor but just can't compromise any longer.
Last month you set a quota that was unreasonable for me. It is far too difficult to terminate 2,000 persons and manage the shipping of all of their bodyparts on the budget you have allowed me. I have caught saff members stealing livers, lungs, hearts and even a penis. The black market is tempting these individuals with such handsome fees to get parts for the rich, politicians, press people and other dignitaries that I am left with an enormus burden to kill 1500 to 2000 people a month in order to fill your unreasonable requirements.
I realize you will probably have the CIA shut me up but I beg you not to hurt my family. They know nothing and can cause you no harm. Please Dr. Dean, don't hurt my children, please. I have always been a faithful party member and even supported the idea of National Health Care as you know. I did not realize you were going to solve the illegal immigrant and overpopulation problem in this manner however.
I would be willing to accept a position of lesser responsibility such as organ removal specialist or general surgeon. I can't however continue to be the one who decides who "get's it". I just can't. The other day I had to get three livers, a kidney and two hearts in less than one hour. I only had 4 homeless folks left on the Indigent Ward so we had to go riding around Brooklyn looking for homeless people. I must say though, we are solving the homeless problem here in America and I commend you for that. The problem is that we are killing our voters. What will we in November. The Underground Republican Army is on to our voting booth scam, ballot doubling and they refuse to go to hospitals. We can't continue arresting Republicans to take them to the hospital, people are getting suspicious.
Please accept mu resignation and find a suitable replacement.
Sincerely,
Decidef U. Liverdie