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Balu
02-14-2018, 12:47 AM
PutinDidIt


Rainy weather? Not your day?
End of sale and dried clay?
Every time and by default
It’s for sure Putin’s fault!

Younger brother won in chess -
Who’s responsible? Your guess?
After party you’ve red eyes?
Putin did it! No surprise!

Having very scary dream?
That was definitely him!
“Putin did it!” meowed your cat
Slowly wetting your parquet.

Broken chair, pain in tooth -
Putid did it, that’s the truth!
You compote is not so fruitty?
That was him – almightly Putin!

Who has drawn on the wall?
Who has stabbed your fav'te ball,
Crushed your car and lost your purse,
Didn't feed your poney-horse?

Soup too salty, couch too old
Jeans too dirty, room too cold,
Rainy, windy, mist or clouds -
Putin’s fault, there is no doubts!

Here is here, he is there
On the earth and in the sky.
It's so scary! You don't dare
Even think. ...If ever tried...

NightTrain
02-14-2018, 01:56 AM
:laugh2:

Gunny
02-14-2018, 10:57 AM
Balu's trying to transpose Trump's thunder onto Putin. Be original :rolleyes:

Tyr-Ziu Saxnot
02-14-2018, 03:45 PM
PutinDidIt


Rainy weather? Not your day?
End of sale and dried clay?
Every time and by default
It’s for sure Putin’s fault!

Younger brother won in chess -
Who’s responsible? Your guess?
After party you’ve red eyes?
Putin did it! No surprise!

Having very scary dream?
That was definitely him!
“Putin did it!” meowed your cat
Slowly wetting your parquet.

Broken chair, pain in tooth -
Putid did it, that’s the truth!
You compote is not so fruitty?
That was him – almightly Putin!

Who has drawn on the wall?
Who has stabbed your fav'te ball,
Crushed your car and lost your purse,
Didn't feed your poney-horse?

Soup too salty, couch too old
Jeans too dirty, room too cold,
Rainy, windy, mist or clouds -
Putin’s fault, there is no doubts!

Here is here, he is there
On the earth and in the sky.
It's so scary! You don't dare
Even think. ...If ever tried...

Love it my friend. Are you the author ?--Tyr

Balu
02-14-2018, 05:26 PM
Love it my friend. Are you the author ?--Tyr

Unfortunately no! I don't have such a Gift to write poetry.
I've found it in Internet in December 2016, (trying to find a kind of English translation of an original appeared in 2011) when there was a start of a fuss in the USA about Russians interfered into your elections, who managed to buy your voters for 300,000 $ only to elect Trump for us.
It is not a word by word translation, but the idea and mood was described the proper way.

https://www.facebook.com/russia.friends/photos/a.942892969106102.1073741829.942866032442129/1388354037893324/?type=3&theater