The new way to shop - Porch Pirates

[jimnyc]

Nothing worse than a thief. I truly cannot stand someone that would steal from another. And to see people go on someone elses porch, and steal what they paid for, is sickening. It could be someone who spent their last dollar to get a gift for their child. Regardless, it's just fucking wrong to steal and it pisses me off.

So some decided to try and fight back and protect their packages. If me, I'd love to see them shot or hung. :)

Here's some of them in action.

Look at this nitwit. He didn't plan properly, and the homeowner came out and kinda busted him. Well, he took a pocketbook or whatever from the drivers passenger seat. If I recall this story correctly, the guy got nailed based on identifiable information in that bag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6Lt-Vexi9M

This is a cool one, this guy decided to make a "fake" package and it explodes if you try to steal it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irkUUYCe4kA

This guy put in "reprocessed dog chow", which is a cool name for dog shit!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pryQ6ksvD6s

This guy is lucky he didn't get shot for real!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hGsK-GtUM0

Here's another that decided that perhaps she would just give a gift to the thief.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0BwLARpqVE

And here is the BEST one of all, from 2 different angles - and it's called KARMA!! This dumbass THIEF rolled her ankle and supposedly broke it while making her short getaway. He accomplice had to get out and help her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efi1zr2jvc0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCqtHpmwwnU

[aboutime]

My wife showed me one from FB the other day, where a Fat Slob Thief of a Cow....stole the package on the porch, then FELL AND BROKE HER LEG.....HOOO RAAAAYYYY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efi1zr2jvc0

[darin]

would bet my last paycheck the thieves voted democrat.