Yurt
08-14-2007, 12:24 AM
One Liners!
01. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.
02. I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.
03. If I save time, when do I get it back?
04. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
05. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't
06. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
07. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
08. As I said before, I never repeat myself.
09. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
10. I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called brightness, but it doesn't work.
11. A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
13. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
14. Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.
15. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
16. If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
17. I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
18. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... What more can I say
19. If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for?
20. Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright Until you hear them speak.
01. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.
02. I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.
03. If I save time, when do I get it back?
04. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
05. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't
06. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
07. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
08. As I said before, I never repeat myself.
09. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
10. I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called brightness, but it doesn't work.
11. A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.
12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
13. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
14. Best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk.
15. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
16. If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
17. I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
18. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station... What more can I say
19. If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for?
20. Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright Until you hear them speak.