Mystery Pooper Is Running Amok in Buffalo Suburb

[jimnyc]

In today's age, knowing that cameras can be at every corner - just WTF is wrong with people? Even if it's someone in distress, more than once? And if someone doing so as a prank of sorts possibly? Still WTF? :rolleyes:

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Mystery Pooper Is Running Amok in Buffalo Suburb

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Someone in Orchard Park, N.Y. either has a sick sense of humor or some serious bowel problems. The suburb of Buffalo has been plagued recently with human feces, and no one knows whom to hold responsible.

According to the Buffalo News, a woman made a complaint to police about excrement she found on her property on November 8. She thought that a jogger might be to blame since it had happened more than once.

Despite the fact that only one complaint had been filed with police, it seems that public pooping might be a recurring issue for the town. In fact, an ad was even placed in the Orchard Park Pennysaver in the hopes of catching the criminal. The ad informs the person that his or her actions are violating a health ordinance and are putting children in danger. It warns that cameras have been installed to identify the person, and that police are patrolling the area.

Rest - https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/mystery-pooper-running-amok-buffalo-suburb/

[LongTermGuy]

Caught in the act...running away...:laugh:
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`They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like … ‘are you serious?” Budde told KKTV.
‘Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!’

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The female jogger always has paper towels (above) tucked away in her tights
"The shocked family said that she always carries paper towels tucked away in her tights.
‘I put a sign on the wall that’s like ‘please, I’m begging you, please stop.’ … She ran by it like 15 times yesterday and she still pooped,’ Budde said."



http://www.viraltrendzz.com/police-hunt-for-jogger-who-is-defecating-on-colorado-lawns/

[Gunny]

Just weird. I've gone running for years and the very idea never occurred to me to do such a thing. And nowadays when everyone and their brother could be filming you? Not real smart.

If you got THAT much of a problem with your bowels, your cardiovascular health is NOT your primary issue.

[Taco Junkie]

She needs to lay off the fiber
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[aboutime]

She's just delivering the daily DNC-LIBERAL-DEMOCRAT notes about Obama, and Hillary away from the Washington area, to prevent Congress from seeing all the BS the Clintons and Obama's have floating around in the SWAMP!:laugh::laugh::laugh: