USA Today's AR-15 Chainsaw Attachment

[NightTrain]

So, USA Today did a piece on those evil AR-15s, and listed attachments for them.

This is one of them :

http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=10997&stc=1

As you can imagine, this insane video game mod instantly went viral, much to the embarrassment of USA Today and they're flooded with helpful ideas for their next PSA.

I cruised twitter looking for the more hilarious ones :

http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=10998&stc=1

http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=10999&stc=1


http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11000&stc=1


http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11001&stc=1

[NightTrain]

A few more attachments :

http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11002&stc=1


http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11003&stc=1


http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11004&stc=1


http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11005&stc=1


http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11006&stc=1

[NightTrain]

As the internet blew up, USA Today tried to get ahead of things to shut it down :

http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11007&stc=1


For some reason, it didn't do anything but fan the flames :

http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11008&stc=1


http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11009&stc=1


http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11010&stc=1


http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11011&stc=1

[darin]

makes me think society is already lost. Because too many people agree and validate places like USAToday.

[NightTrain]

http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11012&stc=1




Here's a great attachment for those PC shooters who still want to make a political statement :

http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11013&stc=1


http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11014&stc=1


http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11015&stc=1


http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11016&stc=1

[NightTrain]

makes me think society is already lost. Because too many people agree and validate places like USAToday.

We're not lost yet, man. There's hope.

I believe that when a professional media outlet puts out such ridiculous garbage and deservedly reaps the whirlwind, it exposes them for their ignorance while educating many that ordinarily would have believed it. There is no doubt that if this wouldn't have gone viral with mockery that there would have been many dupes that thought there is a chainsaw attachment. Hell, there probably still is... but you just can't fix stupid.

In the future I think we can confidently expect USA Today to be a little more careful with what they publish. And facts are good to have in journalism.

I would give a great deal of money to witness the ass chewing at USA Today.

[NightTrain]

I was surprised to learn about this one :

http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11017&stc=1


I found out that this one already has completed Proof of Concept :

http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11018&stc=1




However, the Great Gary Larson shows that he was WAY ahead of his time :

http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11019&stc=1

[High_Plains_Drifter]

They just kept getting BETTER ------------------ http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/happy/sunny-smiley-emoticon.gif (http://www.sherv.net/)

[jimnyc]

Oh man, I so have to get me the Velociraptor launcher, that's sweet!! :laugh:

[Gunny]

Oh man, I so have to get me the Velociraptor launcher, that's sweet!! :laugh:He's having W-A-Y too much fun with this shit :laugh:

[PostmodernProphet]

gosh, between this and screaming lib'ruls its been a world of win....

[NightTrain]

We are witnessing a firearm renaissance!


http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11021&stc=1


http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11022&stc=1


http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11023&stc=1


http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11024&stc=1


http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11025&stc=1

[NightTrain]

http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11026&stc=1


http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11027&stc=1

[BoogyMan]

So, USA Today did a piece on those evil AR-15s, and listed attachments for them.


The raptor launcher makes me happy! LOL

[SassyLady]

I think I'll attach Thor's hammer to the Chuck Norris attachment and take it to Antifa rally.

[Abbey Marie]

The Meerkat sight is for me!

[NightTrain]

The Meerkat sight is for me!


Yeah, the Meerkat Sighting Attachment really tickles me for some reason.... although the Velociraptor Launcher makes me chortle thinking about the hapless idiot that put that presentation together explaining this mess to his dour-faced bosses.


Saw another one with a different Kevin Spacey Attachment... effectively labeled it as a Sexual Assault Rifle. *snort*