Gunny
09-15-2017, 03:08 PM
So I tool off to Wally World to get the granddaughter a present. Books are out. Their selection is quite lacking. DVDs are out too. The viewing audience around here is controlled by the daughter's iron fist.
So I'm like, she's 9, Barbie! Right? Now it's been 25 years since my daughter was Barbie age; thus, as long since I've been Barbie shopping. I'm looking around through the dolls for Barbie's and the switch flips -- these ARE the Barbies. Man, did she ever hit skid row. I think they're tryng to get all races and nationalities into one doll. Cheap-ass plastic and really sorry detailing too.
But Wait ... there's MORE!!!
I get a glance at Ken out of my peripheral vision. OMG. No wonder Barbie ran off with GI Joe in the Nissan commercial. What a fag. That he-she doll must be for those gender-confused boys we hear about.
Oh well. The other granddaughter's pet rodent got some food so it wasn't a total bust of a trip.
So I'm like, she's 9, Barbie! Right? Now it's been 25 years since my daughter was Barbie age; thus, as long since I've been Barbie shopping. I'm looking around through the dolls for Barbie's and the switch flips -- these ARE the Barbies. Man, did she ever hit skid row. I think they're tryng to get all races and nationalities into one doll. Cheap-ass plastic and really sorry detailing too.
But Wait ... there's MORE!!!
I get a glance at Ken out of my peripheral vision. OMG. No wonder Barbie ran off with GI Joe in the Nissan commercial. What a fag. That he-she doll must be for those gender-confused boys we hear about.
Oh well. The other granddaughter's pet rodent got some food so it wasn't a total bust of a trip.