jimnyc
03-29-2017, 05:13 PM
I get it, no one wants to go to jail. You get busted, you have seconds to react to avoid spending time in prison. Just how far are you willing to go? As far as sticking a square block into a round circle? WTF was this guy thinking and HOW in the world did it fit? I'm sure Bubba is happy that he advertised his flexibility on the way in!
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Stolen gun falls from inmate's body cavity during search at north Alabama jail
It's not yet clear whether the owner wants it back, but Limestone County authorities recovered a stolen gun when it fell from an inmate's body cavity during a search at the jail.
Jesse O'Neal Roberts, 23, of Elkmont, was being booked into the Limestone County Jail on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication when the weapon fell from his body, said sheriff's spokesman Stephen Young.
"I immediately considered that he defecated on himself before noticing a familiar shape in the form of a pistol in his boxers," a corrections officer said in a report.
Roberts was arrested after midnight when deputies responded to a call about a prowler on Esten Lane. The caller found Roberts around his garage and held the suspect at gunpoint until deputies arrived, Young said in a news release.
Deputy Chad Harbin found Roberts, who was showing signs of impairment, and arrested him for public intoxication, Young said.
When they arrived at the jail, corrections officers noticed Roberts appeared to be walking "strangely," Young said.
While being searched, Roberts stumbled and the pistol fell from his body cavity, Young said.
The weapon, which was reported stolen from Florence, was not loaded. It is a Jimenez .380-cailber pistol valued at $100.
Rest here - http://www.al.com/news/huntsville/index.ssf/2017/03/gun_falls_from_inmates_body_ca.html
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Stolen gun falls from inmate's body cavity during search at north Alabama jail
It's not yet clear whether the owner wants it back, but Limestone County authorities recovered a stolen gun when it fell from an inmate's body cavity during a search at the jail.
Jesse O'Neal Roberts, 23, of Elkmont, was being booked into the Limestone County Jail on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication when the weapon fell from his body, said sheriff's spokesman Stephen Young.
"I immediately considered that he defecated on himself before noticing a familiar shape in the form of a pistol in his boxers," a corrections officer said in a report.
Roberts was arrested after midnight when deputies responded to a call about a prowler on Esten Lane. The caller found Roberts around his garage and held the suspect at gunpoint until deputies arrived, Young said in a news release.
Deputy Chad Harbin found Roberts, who was showing signs of impairment, and arrested him for public intoxication, Young said.
When they arrived at the jail, corrections officers noticed Roberts appeared to be walking "strangely," Young said.
While being searched, Roberts stumbled and the pistol fell from his body cavity, Young said.
The weapon, which was reported stolen from Florence, was not loaded. It is a Jimenez .380-cailber pistol valued at $100.
Rest here - http://www.al.com/news/huntsville/index.ssf/2017/03/gun_falls_from_inmates_body_ca.html