Latest Snowflake Outrage: Wonder Woman Has No Armpit Hair

[jimnyc]

If one single person is truly up in arms over this - well, then, I think they need to be removed from the gene pool.

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Latest Snowflake Outrage: Wonder Woman Has No Armpit Hair

ou can't do anything these days without getting the progressives all bent out of shape. You can't even make a movie about an Amazonian warrior princess who can hold her own with the likes of Superman and Batman without wounding the feelings of a modern feminist, because something about that warrior princess will still not be "progressive" enough.

For example: Wonder Woman has shaved her armpits, and THAT IS NOT OK:


Twitter exploded at the revelation, claiming women of the fictional matriarchy Themyscira would probably not shave their armpits. Some speculated that Gadot’s armpits were photoshopped to show a sheen, immaculate visage, unattainable by real women.
Many woke, intersectional journalists were also angered by the lack of gross armpit hair.

“Is this seriously still happening in 2017,” cried Slate.

“Do better!" crowed the Revelist.

Refinery29 even pined for a day when Wonder Woman could “prove that women -- even those who are superheroes -- don’t have to cater to beauty standards that are meant to make them more attractive to men.”

Seriously, this is the WORST THING IN THE WORLD.

And that's very illustrative of what they are still trying to call "feminist" these days. If whether or not a fictional superhero is a feminist if she shaves her armpits apparently has something to do with the quality of a woman's life in the West, then THE ACTUAL QUALITY OF LIFE FOR WOMEN IN THE WEST IS AWESOME.

Of course, it's hysterical that no progressive is complaining that Gal Gadot, who plays Wonder Woman, is gorgeous. After all, isn't her standard of beauty "unattainable by real women"?

Rest here - https://pjmedia.com/trending/2017/03/20/latest-snowflake-outrage-wonder-woman-has-no-armpit-hair/

[aboutime]

No big deal jim. The Democrat Wonder Woman...Nancy Pelosi shaves her face every day, and she's never gonna be in a Hollywood movie about her life either.:laugh:

[gabosaurus]

Comic book nerds are among the most neurotic people in the world. These are the same people who need to dress up as their favorite character in order to enjoy a comic book convention. Not to mention the role-playing thing.
Superhero fans are a lot worse than snowflakes. Most of them need serious help.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/0/wonder-woman-faces-wrath-fans-digitally-blurred-hairless-armpits/


Fans also questioned whether Wonder Woman, a fictitious character, would shave her armpits at all, particularly as she comes from a mythical island devoid of mainstream beauty standards.


Believe it or not, Gadot's pits are the latest in a run of criticism leveled at the Israeli actress, whose body has been a battleground for social media sniping since she was first cast as Wonder Woman. Gadot was initially criticised for being "too physically small" to convince as the Amazonian superhero, who has occasionally been portrayed in comic books as more muscular than the model-turned-actress.

When Gadot packed on 17 pounds of muscle during pre-production fight training, criticism was bounced to her breast size, with basement-dwelling nerds claiming Gadot's chest just wasn't big enough for the fictitious lady she had been hired to play.

[Gunny]

Comic book nerds are among the most neurotic people in the world. These are the same people who need to dress up as their favorite character in order to enjoy a comic book convention. Not to mention the role-playing thing.
Superhero fans are a lot worse than snowflakes. Most of them need serious help.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/0/wonder-woman-faces-wrath-fans-digitally-blurred-hairless-armpits/Actually, superhero fans are more intelligent than snowflakes. They don't put their villains in office.

[revelarts]

Comic book nerds are among the most neurotic people in the world. These are the same people who need to dress up as their favorite character in order to enjoy a comic book convention. Not to mention the role-playing thing.
Superhero fans are a lot worse than snowflakes. Most of them need serious help.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/films/0/wonder-woman-faces-wrath-fans-digitally-blurred-hairless-armpits/

As an old school comic book nerd, i can say that I may be a lot of things but "neurotic" wouldn't be a description that would come up 1st. And the people that are bemoaning her lack of Fur aren't doing it because they are comic book nerds they are doing it because they are self admitted "feminist" . Now for many feminist of this... and some of earlier.... era's "neurotic" would be one of the 1st terms to come to mind.

I can tell you this THIS comic book nerd does not CARE what kinda hair this wonder woman has, Sheesh Lousie she could grow a mustache and i'd still look at her.
She was BY FAR the Best thing in that Batman vs Superman film. and I plan on rewatching the Wonder woman film several times no matter what the quality of the story.
but out of feminist concerns i'll make sure to check and note her armpit hair and other body hair ...for reference.. an outrage.. cough.

just for reference most comic book nerds thoughts on the subject align more with the above (and moreso) than any concerns about little girls and the horrors of trying strip their armpit hairs to meet the 'new' wonder woman standard.

I mean sheesh what's up with girls anyway?
I mean Ok, guys might try to jump from building to building or throw a friends out of moving car ...'like in the movie!'...
But most comic book nerds aren't going to go close to a gym or get testosterone shots to try and look like the actors that have been working out and on special diets for 11 months.
Sure we'll dress up like batman etc but we got enough sense to leave the rest to our imagination concerning how awesome we are.
BTW before you knock getting dressed up like a fictional character and walking around kindred spirits, you ought to try it sometime.

And I have to ask when's the last time you've been to a comic book convention Gabby, there are more women dressed up than men. Frankly If feminist want something to get pissed about they better not go to ANY.. let alone take the lil girls.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h5Sjn0BKPw

[revelarts]

I wish i were in my teens and earlier 20's nowadays for comic events.
When i was going to comic book conventions in the 70s and 80s it was 90% pimple faced males like me walking around in batman tee shirts with burger stains.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwtuAhHRu9I

[Elessar]

There are nerds with all sorts of entertainment:

Lord of The Rings had them,
Star Trek had them,
Star War had them,
Harry Potter, too.

I think they look silly myself.

What about some of the costumes at NFL games? Ick!
:laugh:

[Gunny]

There are nerds with all sorts of entertainment:

Lord of The Rings had them,
Star Trek had them,
Star War had them,
Harry Potter, too.

I think they look silly myself.
FoFor
What about some of the costumes at NFL games? Ick!
:laugh:I can tell you this .... whatever "nerd" I'm up on? Women's armpit hair isn't one. This is really an issue? I mean for real? Armpit hair? For a comic book character.

Get a life.

[revelarts]

I can tell you this .... whatever "nerd" I'm up on? Women's armpit hair isn't one. This is really an issue? I mean for real? Armpit hair? For a comic book character.

Get a life.
It's hairy, stubble ridden, over the edge Feminist. not nerds who are complaining.
Gabby is somehow trying to shift the blame here for some reason.

[gabosaurus]

If you look at the comments for the articles that I read, most of the responses came from men. Comic book nerds are really strict about how their characters are depicted. And they are really hardcore anti-female. Which comes from the fact that comic book nerds and gamers are about 90 percent male. Wonder Woman is about the only strong female presence.


I can tell you this .... whatever "nerd" I'm up on? Women's armpit hair isn't one. This is really an issue? I mean for real? Armpit hair? For a comic book character.
Get a life.

Fat chance of that. :p

[revelarts]

:rolleyes:

Sarah Sosland @imrebranding
(https://twitter.com/imrebranding)The most CGI part of the Wonder Woman trailer is how clean her armpits are

Paul Roth in LA  (https://twitter.com/paulidin)

@paulidin
(https://twitter.com/paulidin)

41yr old geek, INTERSECTIONAL FEMINIST, YouTuber, vegetarian, Salesforce dev/admin, dog guy, in Koreatown, LA, (he/him/his) cishet

"controversial hot take:
i wish #WonderWoman (https://twitter.com/hashtag/WonderWoman?src=hash) had visible armpit hair.
she was raised on an island of women w/no schick advertisements!"
what the heck is an "Intersectional Feminist"?
I'm not sure i want to know, but he put it in ALL CAPS so it must be important to him.



chris @GanjaGhost420 (https://twitter.com/GanjaGhost420)
wonder woman would prolly have armpit hair imo
1:34 AM - 12 Mar 2017 (https://twitter.com/GanjaGhost420/status/840813317165858816)

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i literally dont care if wonder woman has armpit hair or not i was simply makin my own observation get these nerds out of my mentions please
Seems Chris's random comment got blowed up




mattson tomlin @mattsontomlin (https://twitter.com/mattsontomlin)
Just speaking aesthetically, the new Wonder Woman trailer had me wishing she had armpit hair.
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I have some people in my mentions surprisingly angry over my Wonder Woman armpit hair joke. Trigger warning? I guess?
Same with mattson


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ALL above versions are acceptable from my POV.

But i've I've never understood some people's fetishes or how they get distracted by armpits
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[Gunny]

If you look at the comments for the articles that I read, most of the responses came from men. Comic book nerds are really strict about how their characters are depicted. And they are really hardcore anti-female. Which comes from the fact that comic book nerds and gamers are about 90 percent male. Wonder Woman is about the only strong female presence.



Fat chance of that. :pI can tell. Whining about who does and doesn't have armpit hair. I don't like it. It's that thing called "choice". What you lefties are all about, right?

My GF in Greece didn't shave ANYthing. You know ... one of those "I've never been anywhere" places. I still liked her. Didn't consume myself with shit that wasn't my business. I could like her or not. My choice.

[aboutime]

People around the world are worried about terrorists, as in London today, and the MOST CHALLENGING THING we can talk about is ARMPIT HAIR???

How much influence does Hollyweird have on the lack of Mentality these days?

QUICK...someone contact CONGRESS, and demand an end to ARMPIT hair in comics! :laugh2: