Crazy or Stupid

[SassyLady]

AT LAST WE NOW KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN "STUPID" AND "CRAZY".
A truck driver was doing his usual delivery to a
Mental Hospital. He discovered a flat tyre when
he was about to go home.
He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre
down. When he was about to fix the spare tyre,
he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the
drain.
As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to
panic. One patient happened to walk by and
asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought since there's nothing much
he can do; he then told the patient the whole
incident.
The patient laughed at him and said "you can't
even fix such a simple problem... No wonder
you are destined to be a truck driver.... Here's
what you can do. Take one bolt each from the
other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then
drive to the nearest workshop and replace the
missing ones, easy as that"
The driver was very impressed and asked "you
are so smart but why are you here at the
Mental Hospital?"
Patient replied:
"Hello... I am here because I'm CRAZY, not
because I'm STUPID!".

[Elessar]

Loved it Sassy!

I know a member here like that, and will never pick on them at all for being a
bit whacky!:laugh:

[Abbey Marie]

Loved it Sassy!

I know a member here like that, and will never pick on them at all for being a
bit whacky!:laugh:

Wacky is ok, nasty is not.

[Elessar]

Wacky is ok, nasty is not.

Nasty I do not abide by unless in defense.