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NightTrain
11-02-2016, 03:43 PM
Funny! I'm going to order one of these.

He says he's swamped with people ordering these server-wiping cloths :


http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=9445&stc=1

On August 2015, Hillary Clinton was asked, "Did you wipe your email server?" and she evasively replied, "Like with a cloth or something?" A year later we found out that "cloth" was BleachBit, a software application that deletes information "so even God can't read it," as Congressman Trey Gowdy announced August 2016.

Uses for Cloth or Something include :


• After you have smashed your BlackBerry, don't forget to wipe the fingerprints from your email server with this non-abrasive, soft microfiber Cloth or Something.


• Thin, foldable size makes it easy to stash the Cloth or Something in burn bags.


• 6" x 6" size quickly wipes even the biggest email servers with thousands of emails.


• Buy an extra cloth for your VIP (VERY VIP) client.


• Optionally autographed on the back by Andrew, creator of BleachBit.


• Printed in the USA!


• Guaranteed not to prove intent, or you will get a full refund paid when you are released from prison.


First-class shipping and handling is a flat rate of $2 per order.
Yes, this cloth is real, and you can really buy it.


Don't wait for a subpoena: Order Now!

https://www.bleachbit.org/cloth-or-something