Ask me ANYTHING...

[darin]

Really. Go ahead. I promise HONEST answers. :)

If I don't know the answer, I'll tell you were to find it.

[OCA]

Really. Go ahead. I promise HONEST answers. :)

If I don't know the answer, I'll tell you were to find it.

Do you like seeing stinky hippies and freebirds in the NW all the time? I know I sure didn't, they were always dirty and wreaked!

[The ClayTaurus]

What is the price of a jar of peanut butter in China?

[TheSage]

Really. Go ahead. I promise HONEST answers. :)

If I don't know the answer, I'll tell you were to find it.


This may be personal, but I'm being sincere. I remember you used to seem more unahappy with mary and more complaining and stuff. what did you do to improve it? Did she change? Did you ? what's your secret to success?

[Mr. P]

Really. Go ahead. I promise HONEST answers. :)

If I don't know the answer, I'll tell you were to find it.

I would never intentionally embarrass the intellectually challenged by doing such a thing! :no:

[darin]

Do you like seeing stinky hippies and freebirds in the NW all the time? I know I sure didn't, they were always dirty and wreaked!

I hate it. When I see them I think of the failures of Society. I'm out-numbered. We even have one as Governoress. :(


What is the price of a jar of peanut butter in China?

I don't know. I'll ask around


This may be personal, but I'm being sincere. I remember you used to seem more unahappy with mary and more complaining and stuff. what did you do to improve it? Did she change? Did you ? what's your secret to success?

I never really meant to complain - but just state facts. In a nutshell, she stopped being Crazy.

We BOTH reduced the amount of self - We increased the amount of interdependence. We started following BIBLICAL examples of how a marriage should be. I started 'husbanding'. When She does something crazy, my first reaction USED to be 'That horrible woman. That hurts me!" Now, through a LOT of prayer and a lot of guidance from EJY, my thought is "Darin? Do you have GRACE for her? Can you forgive her?"

Shit like that. :)


I would never intentionally embarrass the intellectually challenged by doing such a thing! :no:

And you're a better man for it :)

[5stringJeff]

What would you call a person who spends hundreds of dollars attempting to boost the horsepower in his commuter car? :D

[Mr. P]

What would you call a person who spends hundreds of dollars attempting to boost the horsepower in his commuter car? :D

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[darin]

What would you call a person who spends hundreds of dollars attempting to boost the horsepower in his commuter car? :D

Boost his horsepower? Or make the manufacturer deliver a properly-running engine in his commuter car?

Boosting the HP by spending 'hundreds' - I'd call that person an ethusiast - trying to make the best out of what he can afford.

Making the Auto Maker deliver a properly-running car? I'd call that person fiscally-responsible.

[5stringJeff]

Boost his horsepower? Or make the manufacturer deliver a properly-running engine in his commuter car?

Boosting the HP by spending 'hundreds' - I'd call that person an ethusiast - trying to make the best out of what he can afford.

Making the Auto Maker deliver a properly-running car? I'd call that person fiscally-responsible.

OK, enthusiast. :D

[darin]

OK, enthusiast. :D

But I haven't spent hundreds of dollars trying to boost my car's horsepower. I've spent about $1000 going for 'sound' (exhaust) and effeciency (intake). I've spent $700 on suspension-bits so it corners 'better' and junk. :)

If I want to boost my car's horsepower enough to feel it, I'd need to spend THOUSANDS.

Not worth it, IMO.

[Roomy]

Do you consider yourself a success?

[Grumplestillskin]

Did Jesus and Mary Magdelene bonk?

[jimnyc]

Why do you drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?

Why is kidnapping a federal offense while catnapping is an enjoyable pasttime?

Why do the British never sound British when they sing?

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

[darin]

Do you consider yourself a success?

Not yet - probably never. There's nothing I can do to become successfull in the BIG picture. I'll have God-granted 'little' successful moments, I hope. :)

[darin]

Did Jesus and Mary Magdelene bonk?

Not a chance. :)

[KitchenKitten99]

ok, here's a question: What does the 'YKK' on a zipper pull stand for?

[darin]

ok, here's a question: What does the 'YKK' on a zipper pull stand for?

It's the initials of the company: Yoshida Kōgyō Kabushiki-kaisha

Their slogan: "Little Parts, Big Difference"

[JimmyAteWorld]

Really. Go ahead. I promise HONEST answers. :)

If I don't know the answer, I'll tell you were to find it.

How ya been?

[darin]

How ya been?

hey Brotha! :)

I've been Great! Up-Days and bad days. Days where I feel sorry for myself. Days when I'm proud to be an American.

:D

[The ClayTaurus]

hey Brotha! :)

I've been Great! Up-Days and bad days. Days where I feel sorry for myself. Days when I'm proud to be an American.

:DWhy do you feel sorry for yourself?

[darin]

Why do you feel sorry for yourself?

Sometimes I feel I 'desreve' stuff. 100% happiness. An Easy Life. The 10" sausage I've been burdened/blessed with...(sigh)....

[5stringJeff]

The 10" sausage I've been burdened/blessed with...(sigh)....

Well, that should be finished by the end of breakfast...

[darin]

Well, that should be finished by the end of breakfast...

Indeed - mary's consuming it now...as we speak


:wank:

:D

[CockySOB]

Sometimes I feel I 'desreve' stuff. 100% happiness. An Easy Life. The 10" sausage I've been burdened/blessed with...(sigh)....

Flip the ruler over - you're currently looking at the metric rather than english figures. That'd be 10 cm. :lol:

[darin]

Flip the ruler over - you're currently looking at the metric rather than english figures. That'd be 10 cm. :lol:

:D Yup - 10cm...in DIAMETER ;)

:D

[CockySOB]

:D Yup - 10cm...in DIAMETER ;)

:D

That'd give a Clydesdale a run for it's money....

[KitchenKitten99]

That'd give a Clydesdale a run for it's money....

and you know there'd be some gay hillbilly wanting to get laid by that clydesdale and his friend would film it.

[The ClayTaurus]

I find it entirely all too telling that a thread beginning with a free-for-all on questions to ask Darin has quickly turned into a discussion of rednecks fucking horses. :)

[jillian]

Forget all this other garbage. Tell us something useful. What are the lotto numbers for the w/e, state by state?

I'm waitng. :thumb:

[darin]

While visions of the Enumclaw, WA Love-Ranch pass through my head...I'll attempt to answer Jilli's question:

Here ya go (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=winning+lottery+numbers%2C+state+by+state&btnG=Google+Search)

[Nienna]

Oh dmp, wisest of the sages, I have scaled this mountain to obtain from you the answer to one of life's most bewildering questions...

WHY did Homemade brand ice cream get rid of their java almond fudge flavor? I mean, that's insane! Who wouldn't like java almond fugde?

Oh master of wisdom.

[Nienna]

Also...
How do you turn off the site pop-up blocker on Mozilla Firefox?

[jillian]

While visions of the Enumclaw, WA Love-Ranch pass through my head...I'll attempt to answer Jilli's question:

Here ya go (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=winning+lottery+numbers%2C+state+by+state&btnG=Google+Search)

LOL! Thanks. :thumb:

[darin]

Oh dmp, wisest of the sages, I have scaled this mountain to obtain from you the answer to one of life's most bewildering questions...

WHY did Homemade brand ice cream get rid of their java almond fudge flavor? I mean, that's insane! Who wouldn't like java almond fugde?

Oh master of wisdom.

Because they are idiots. Because Liberals threatened to sue. Unless it tastes like coffee - then they were right, cuz coffee-flavour icecream blows.


Also...
How do you turn off the site pop-up blocker on Mozilla Firefox?


Tools - Options - content - Un-Check 'block pop ups'

[Nienna]

Tools - Options - content - Un-Check 'block pop ups'

PERFECT! You really are wise! :)

[darin]

PERFECT! You really are wise! :)

That's how I roll... :)

[5stringJeff]

That's how I roll... :)

Tell the CoS.

[Nienna]

btw... java almond fudge ROCKS...or... ROCKED. It just had a HINT of coffee flavor, more mocha-ish, really. :)

[darin]

Tell the CoS.

you dont think I will?

:D

[darin]

fwiw, all, our CofS looks a bit like an older version of this:

http://img.timeinc.net/ew/img/review/981030/soldier.jpg

:D

[JimmyAteWorld]

If Paris Hilton is so rich, why can't she afford underwear?

[The ClayTaurus]

Have you found the price of a jar of peanut butter in China yet? If not, why?

As a follow-up, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[darin]

If Paris Hilton is so rich, why can't she afford underwear?

She can afford it - but she's kinda slutty. :)




Have you found the price of a jar of peanut butter in China yet? If not, why?


My chinese friend hasnt gotten back to me



As a follow-up, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

[jimnyc]

If Paris Hilton is so rich, why can't she afford underwear?

Don't ruin my fun! the longer she thinks it's unnecessary the better for me! She's kind enough to get her friends into the loop now too! :)

[The ClayTaurus]

She can afford it - but she's kinda slutty. :)








What do you mean? An African or European swallow?European. And what about the peanut butter foo?!??!?

[Mr. P]

Why will women walk a pubic beach almost naked but would never answer their door dressed in only a bra an panties? Or even a nightgown for that matter. :) Weird.

[TheStripey1]

Why will women walk a pubic beach almost naked but would never answer their door dressed in only a bra an panties? Or even a nightgown for that matter. :) Weird.

:dunno: Pubic Beach? :dunno: in Georgia???

Shirley you jest...

:beer:

[TheStripey1]

But in the same vein, why do women wear short as heck skirts but frown and tug them down when we men look at them?

[jimnyc]

But in the same vein, why do women wear short as heck skirts but frown and tug them down when we men look at them?

Their shirts can be short or down to their knees, I'm still gonna check out the boobies and peek for cleavage :)

[darin]

European. And what about the peanut butter foo?!??!?

I TOLD YOU - my chinese friend is looking for me. Back of Bambi! :)

[darin]

Why will women walk a pubic beach almost naked but would never answer their door dressed in only a bra an panties? Or even a nightgown for that matter. :) Weird.

The very heart of the matter is this: Context. At a beach thin chicks are supposed to be barely-dressed. Also, Bra and Panties sometimes are quite revealing.

Mary and I talk about stuff like this - she's relaxed some. She's more apt now to walk around in her sports bra - even around the house outside. She's not worried about being 'caught' much anymore.

The bigger problem is: Why don't fat people LOOK at themselves before putting on beachwear? :vomit:

[jimnyc]

But in the same vein, why do women wear short as heck skirts but frown and tug them down when we men look at them?

Misread when I replied the first time, thought you wrote shirts.

As far as the skirts, they WANT us to look. They don't seem to like it when I drop my pencil every few minutes though.

[The ClayTaurus]

I TOLD YOU - my chinese friend is looking for me. Back of Bambi! :)You never told me that. You said you'd ask around!

NOW WHAT ABOUT MY DAMN AIRSPEED VELOCITY? :)

[darin]

But in the same vein, why do women wear short as heck skirts but frown and tug them down when we men look at them?

Short skirts look cute. There's no intent to show off bits and pieces.

Plus, women tend to be teases. They want to show off what you WONT get to touch. They are egotistic/modests. They think they are less trampy if they make an EFFORT to cover their parts, yet want everyone to 'almost see' those same parts.

Also - the amount of tugging-to-cover is in DIRECT proportion to teh amount of creepiness of the guy.

[darin]

You never told me that. You said you'd ask around!


http://www.debatepolicy.com/image.php?u=19&dateline=1169595757



NOW WHAT ABOUT MY DAMN AIRSPEED VELOCITY? :)

You must ask nicely.

[darin]

Okay Fine -

11 meters per second.

[jackass]

Ive talked to MANY women about the "why wear something short and then get mad when we look" thing. Women WANT you too look. What they DONT want is for you to stare. A quick glance..even if she is looking at you is good. Just dont stare! :beer:

[Mr. P]

Ive talked to MANY women about the "why wear something short and then get mad when we look" thing. Women WANT you too look. What they DONT want is for you to stare. A quick glance..even if she is looking at you is good. Just dont stare! :beer:

But, but...if I can't stare then I can't undress her. It's just NOT fair. :)

Women: Here look at my tits/ass etc!
Men: Ok
Women: that's long enough you perv!
Men: HUH? BITCH! :dunno:

[TheStripey1]

Stare?? Me??? I would never stare... cuzzzz I am old enough to have purrfected my stealthy observation techniques...

:dev:

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

I see it did not take long for you to find your friends, Cat.....:beer:

[Mr. P]

Stare?? Me??? I would never stare... cuzzzz I am old enough to have purrfected my stealthy observation techniques...

:dev:

My guess is, you're just too old to know you stare! :laugh:

[Mr. P]

I see it did not take long for you to find your friends, Cat.....:beer:

Hey BUD!..Join the new crowd!

[Gadget (fmr Marine)]

Thanks for the welcome!

[TheStripey1]

My guess is, you're just too old to know you stare! :laugh:


You know it... just turned si... si.... sixxxxxxxxxty last week...

:laugh:

Howdy Gadget... LTNS...

:D

[Grumplestillskin]

If you want to stare - wear sunnies....

[JimmyAteWorld]

Don't ruin my fun! the longer she thinks it's unnecessary the better for me! She's kind enough to get her friends into the loop now too! :)

When she gets Kate Beckinsale into the loop, then I'll be interested. :thumb:

[Abbey Marie]

Really. Go ahead. I promise HONEST answers. :)

If I don't know the answer, I'll tell you were to find it.


Why didn't I know then, what I know now? And why didn't I use the knowledge to my advantage?

[darin]

Why didn't I know then, what I know now? And why didn't I use the knowledge to my advantage?

For whatever you had in knowledge back 'then' you may have lacked in wisdom. :)

[5stringJeff]

What's it like to have a cordless telephone in your office?

[darin]

What's it like to have a cordless telephone in your office?

twas a wonderful, dare-I-say-GLORIOUS couple of days. :(

[Abbey Marie]

For whatever you had in knowledge back 'then' you may have lacked in wisdom. :)

Oh, there is NO doubt about that!

I love the old PA. Dutch expression : "We are too soon old, and too late smart"