Felon named "coffee" charged in "coffee attack"

[jimnyc]

Yup, Coffee attacked with coffee as his weapon!!

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A career criminal with the surname Coffee was charged yesterday with throwing hot coffee on a fellow inmate at a Florida jail, according to an arrest report.

Investigators allege that Andrew Coffee, 53, admitted to dousing the 21-year-old victim with coffee, but denied punching the younger inmate in the head (as victim Chauncey Jones claimed). Throwing the coffee, Coffee explained, was “better than actually ‘beating his ass,’” the report notes.

Coffee reportedly told investigators that he has “been getting annoyed by Jones because he is much younger.”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/coffee-charged-in-coffee-attack-638920

[Kathianne]

Yup, Coffee attacked with coffee as his weapon!!

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A career criminal with the surname Coffee was charged yesterday with throwing hot coffee on a fellow inmate at a Florida jail, according to an arrest report.

Investigators allege that Andrew Coffee, 53, admitted to dousing the 21-year-old victim with coffee, but denied punching the younger inmate in the head (as victim Chauncey Jones claimed). Throwing the coffee, Coffee explained, was “better than actually ‘beating his ass,’” the report notes.

Coffee reportedly told investigators that he has “been getting annoyed by Jones because he is much younger.”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/coffee-charged-in-coffee-attack-638920

Hopefully the prison doesn't serve scalding hot coffee!

[Perianne]

Yup, Coffee attacked with coffee as his weapon!!

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A career criminal with the surname Coffee was charged yesterday with throwing hot coffee on a fellow inmate at a Florida jail, according to an arrest report.

Investigators allege that Andrew Coffee, 53, admitted to dousing the 21-year-old victim with coffee, but denied punching the younger inmate in the head (as victim Chauncey Jones claimed). Throwing the coffee, Coffee explained, was “better than actually ‘beating his ass,’” the report notes.

Coffee reportedly told investigators that he has “been getting annoyed by Jones because he is much younger.”

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/coffee-charged-in-coffee-attack-638920

That's as odd as Lou Gehrig dying of something called Lou Gehrig's disease. What are the odds?

[jimnyc]

That's as odd as Lou Gehrig dying of something called Lou Gehrig's disease. What are the odds?

Pretty high if he took his Dad's name and his Dad passed away from that same disease!