Trump Veep

[Perianne]

Who do you think? I am thinking Christie for now.

[revelarts]

Vice President of the United States
Donald Trump
(Trump: "what do you mean i can't do that, I'm the head of huge business, i don't have a VICE CEO. Am i right? i'm sure it's constitutional trust me.')

Department of Education
Secretary Sarah Palin
ed.gov

Department of State
Secretary Dan Quayle
state.gov

Department of Defense
Secretary Darth Vader
(Trump: "I've seen most of his work he gets the job done. and knows how to fire inept officers.")
defense.gov

Department of Homeland Security
Secretary Oliver North
dhs.gov

Department of Justice
Attorney General Nancy Grace
usdoj.gov

Department of the Treasury
Secretary Donald Trump
(Trump: "what do you mean i can't do that, i'm a businessman)
treasury.gov

Department of the Interior
Secretary Cliven Bundy
doi.gov

Department of Commerce
Secretary Donald Trump
(Trump: "I'm a successful businessman everyone else is stupid in this area')
commerce.gov

Department of Labor
Secretary Rick Perry
dol.gov

Department of Health and Human Services
Secretary Hillary Clinton
(Trump: "i agree with full health care and i've spent a lot of money on her previous campaigns. it'd be a waste not to use her. that's not good business sense.")
hhs.gov

Department of Housing and Urban Development
Secretary Donald Trump
(Trump: "What? I'm a successful real estate businessman. I have some great ideas for those Urban areas. trust me.')
hud.gov

Department of Transportation
Secretary Zombie Gerald Ford
dot.gov

Department of Energy
Secretary Exxon's CEO
(Trump: "what? he knows energy better than anyone that's what we want smart people. don't be stupid.)
energy.gov


Department of Veterans Affairs
Vacant
(Trump: "Any vets that where captured, wounded or otherwise need help now are LOSERS! But we'll still assist some since it was in your contracts, but are you open to renegotiations?')
va.gov

and I'll add
White House Spokesperson
Arnold Swartzenegger for 2 years then replaced by Bill O'Really

just kidding

[Black Diamond]

Kasich should be veep no matter who we nominate.

[Black Diamond]

Christie for secretary of state.