Naked driver - dead - wtf

[jimnyc]

Driving naked and watching porn? Talk about multitasking!!

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A Detroit man who died early Sunday in a one-car crash was pantsless and masturbating while watching a pornographic movie on his cell phone, according to police who investigated the accident.

The rollover crash occurred around 3:40 AM as motorist Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was driving a 1996 Toyota on a freeway near Interstate 75.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/car-crash/pantless-man-in-fatal-crash-639205

[Black Diamond]

Manual transmission??

Now that would be even more multitasking :)

[Black Diamond]

I wonder if he climaxed.

[jimnyc]

Manual transmission??

Now that would be even more multitasking :)

Maybe the manual is what killed him? Let go of one gear shifter to get another!


I wonder if he climaxed.

Ummm, Uh, I don't know how to answer this one without sounding gay. The best I can come up with is - I don't care - or - I have no comment on that one :laugh:

[darin]

Deeetroyt mother-f'ers!! That's how we roll (our cars).

[sundaydriver]

In a few years what people will be doing in self driving cars to entertain themselves on their journey will provide a lot of members of the 35 mph club. Quickly replacing the mile high club. :laugh:

[Jeff]

Hell after spending many many years on the road in a big truck being able to see everything that goes on in cars, well this is tame. :laugh: I had a couple pass me on 400 here in GA, both where naked as a new born baby and she was on his lap doing the nasty, ooo I forgot the best part, it was snowing like hell ( real snow, one must remember here in GA anything over a inch usually results in a state of emergency :laugh: ) but yup they came flying by me doing their thing and sure enough about 2 miles up the road the car was on it's side tires still spinning, as I got to the car and seen they where OK ( and still naked ) I helped them out, I gave the young lady my jacket to help cover up, as for the guy, well there wasn't much to see anyway. :laugh:

This sheot happens all the time, on a average week you would see at least 3 or 4 couples ( or singles ) riding down the road doing their thing, some not even realizing that the truckers could see all they where doing, Just one of the job perks I guess. :laugh:

[NightTrain]

Hell after spending many many years on the road in a big truck being able to see everything that goes on in cars, well this is tame. :laugh: I had a couple pass me on 400 here in GA, both where naked as a new born baby and she was on his lap doing the nasty, ooo I forgot the best part, it was snowing like hell ( real snow, one must remember here in GA anything over a inch usually results in a state of emergency :laugh: ) but yup they came flying by me doing their thing and sure enough about 2 miles up the road the car was on it's side tires still spinning, as I got to the car and seen they where OK ( and still naked ) I helped them out, I gave the young lady my jacket to help cover up, as for the guy, well there wasn't much to see anyway. :laugh:

This sheot happens all the time, on a average week you would see at least 3 or 4 couples ( or singles ) riding down the road doing their thing, some not even realizing that the truckers could see all they where doing, Just one of the job perks I guess. :laugh:



Yep, back when I drove truck, I used to get an eye full quite a bit. Usually it was of the BJ variety... I never figured out if that was part of their thrill or they simply didn't consider that the guy driving the Kenworth could see everything.

Some of the situations going down in the car on the highway were pretty funny! There's nothing graceful about car sex.

[glockmail]

Yup. Saw that when I drove a transit bus. No hood, high up, stopped in traffic behind the hatch back car in front of me. :laugh:

[Gunny]

Driving naked and watching porn? Talk about multitasking!!

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A Detroit man who died early Sunday in a one-car crash was pantsless and masturbating while watching a pornographic movie on his cell phone, according to police who investigated the accident.

The rollover crash occurred around 3:40 AM as motorist Clifford Ray Jones, 58, was driving a 1996 Toyota on a freeway near Interstate 75.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/car-crash/pantless-man-in-fatal-crash-639205

Okay, who's been missing from the board? :laugh:

[Perianne]

Okay, who's been missing from the board? :laugh:

Maybe Gabby is a man?

[Gunny]

Maybe Gabby is a man?

Nah. Gabby has to make the rounds. She has to go stir up crap on other boards. She'll be back. What does she need to come here for anyway? We apparently are quite capable of divisive BS on our own without outside prompting.

[Bilgerat]

I wonder if he climaxed.


OK, I'll say it as no one else will



So the clown was coming and going?

[Gunny]

OK, I'll say it as no one else will



So the clown was coming and going?


I'm just trying to get past the premise.:laugh:

You can't wait until you get home to jack off to a porn vid on your phone? I didn't even know you could get porn videos on your phone. :laugh: I think this takes texting and driving to a whole new level.:laugh2:

[Black Diamond]

I'm just trying to get past the premise.:laugh:

You can't wait until you get home to jack off to a porn vid on your phone? I didn't even know you could get porn videos on your phone. :laugh: I think this takes texting and driving to a whole new level.:laugh2:

And new meaning to "hands free zone". :cool:

[Gunny]

And new meaning to "hands free zone". :cool:

Don't you live in Houston or somewhere nearby? I can see it on the Katie Freeway about 5PM while you're doing that whole 1 mph between moving 6 inches at a time. I used to make sure I left SA about 8PM just to avoid driving through Houston.

But still ... you got to get off THAT bad that you can't make it to the house? That dude would NEVER have made it on deployment.:laugh:

[Abbey Marie]

Regarding the article: What a pathetic person.

[Gunny]

Regarding the article: What a pathetic person.

I think that's what we're all saying, Abs. We just have some color commentary to go with it. :)

[darin]

Regarding the article: What a pathetic person.

My heart goes out to him; he was broken beyond belief.

[glockmail]

It wasn't "your heart" that he was looking for. :lol:

[Gunny]

Good thing Drummond posted last night. I was starting to wonder ....:laugh2: