How to Become a Democrat

[Perianne]

As I enter my last few years here upon Earth, it occurred to me that life would be easier if I were to become a liberal Democrat. I am not talking about simply changing my voter registration, I am talking about the mindset that seems to be typical of Democrats.

Any suggestions?

[glockmail]

If you're mentally lazy, then what choice do you have?

[Drummond]

As I enter my last few years here upon Earth, it occurred to me that life would be easier if I were to become a liberal Democrat. I am not talking about simply changing my voter registration, I am talking about the mindset that seems to be typical of Democrats.

Any suggestions?

Simple. It'd involve being involved as a brain transplant recipient, only where the outcome of it would be no actual brain being transplanted (no doubt the donor would be a Democrat, this fully explaining the phenomenon).

This would then eminently qualify you for future Democrat voting.

[CSM]

As I enter my last few years here upon Earth, it occurred to me that life would be easier if I were to become a liberal Democrat. I am not talking about simply changing my voter registration, I am talking about the mindset that seems to be typical of Democrats.

Any suggestions?

Not to be morbid but if you wait long enough, you will automatically become a Democrat. The Democrat Party seems to be the party of choice for dead people and they vote early and often!

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

As I enter my last few years here upon Earth, it occurred to me that life would be easier if I were to become a liberal Democrat. I am not talking about simply changing my voter registration, I am talking about the mindset that seems to be typical of Democrats.

Any suggestions?

Ok, here is how to take that feel good, fantasizing and "cry look at me and my magnificent compassion" path of being a damn dem lib.

1. Reject truth and have nothing to do with it.
2. Reject reality and have nothing to do with it.
3. Cry about the intolerance of others while being totally intolerant of all that do not march in lockstep with you!
4. Adopt an arrogant air of superiority and convince yourself that even God(god you now must deny exists) would bow to your infinite knowledge and infallible judgment calls on everything in life.
5. Commit yourself to defend and promote ever damn evil known to mankind while decrying any semblance of Christian morality.
6. Lie like a damn rug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. When bested in a debate, run like a cowardly dog , all the while declaring your great victory!

Master these 7 and you've became a liberal dem-- one of the lowest, laziest and dumbest damn creatures on the food chain.

However, I suggest that at your level of intelligence the mere fact you have such a level will insure your failure at joining the fold of such blithering, feel good idiots IMHO! TYR

P.S. NUMBER 8,
Become a lazy bastard that cries out , "everybody owes me a living and I want to steal the fruits of their labor, while I
castigate them for not being a marvelous, genius and high-minded God like I am!

[Little-Acorn]

You left out the most important thing:

Decide that there are no more property rights.

Anything that anyone earns, or makes, or even discovers, can be taken from him if someone decides that someone else needs it more.

NOW you're a liberal Democrat.

What this will do to people's efforts to create or earn or discover (all difficult endeavors) is left as an exercise for the class.

[Elessar]

I will not submit!:laugh:

[NightTrain]

Well, first you'll need to start stretching exercises... and you'll know you've arrived at the introductory Moonbat level when you can achieve this :

http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=8234&stc=1

[Perianne]

These are all very good suggestions. I figure life must be easier if one is a Democrat.

[Elessar]

These are all very good suggestions. I figure life must be easier if one is a Democrat.

In a word: Bullshit!:laugh:

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

You left out the most important thing:

Decide that there are no more property rights.

Anything that anyone earns, or makes, or even discovers, can be taken from him if someone decides that someone else needs it more.

NOW you're a liberal Democrat.

What this will do to people's efforts to create or earn or discover (all difficult endeavors) is left as an exercise for the class.


You left out the most important thing:

Decide that there are no more property rights.

^^^ Partially covered in my number 8 my friend.. :beer: :beer: -Tyr

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

I will not submit!:laugh:

obama knows and is prepping for that too. As he works frantically to take our guns!!!
He just commanded government doctors(they all are now) to report " crazy people" TO THE FBI.
Making a list, checking it twice, etc... you can see the abuse coming with that... --Tyr

[aboutime]

obama knows and is prepping for that too. As he works frantically to take our guns!!!
He just commanded government doctors(they all are now) to report " crazy people" TO THE FBI.
Making a list, checking it twice, etc... you can see the abuse coming with that... --Tyr


Obama is nothing but a http://icansayit.com/images/democrybaby.jpg

He proved it today when he said ALL persons who sell firearms...must have a License.

Guess who controls WHO gets a license? And, if Obama, and the Dems control it. They simply Refuse to ISSUE.

That is his/their way AROUND the Constitution, and the 2nd Amendment.

[tailfins]

As I enter my last few years here upon Earth, it occurred to me that life would be easier if I were to become a liberal Democrat. I am not talking about simply changing my voter registration, I am talking about the mindset that seems to be typical of Democrats.

Any suggestions?

Find a girlfriend. Also let yourself go and gain weight. Better still, get some botched plastic surgery. As Rush Limbaugh says,


Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Rush_Limbaugh

http://www.gossipextra.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/rosie_odonnell_feature.jpg

http://www.isthatbaloney.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/hillary-clinton-old-hag-7.jpg

http://en.mercopress.com/data/cache/noticias/51593/0x0/dilma-rousseff.jpg

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

Find a girlfriend. Also let yourself go and gain weight. Better still, get some botched plastic surgery. As Rush Limbaugh says,



https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Rush_Limbaugh

http://www.gossipextra.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/rosie_odonnell_feature.jpg

http://www.isthatbaloney.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/hillary-clinton-old-hag-7.jpg

http://en.mercopress.com/data/cache/noticias/51593/0x0/dilma-rousseff.jpg

Still waging your own "personal" war on women , eh?
I see why you love the muzzies so much now as they also treat women like dirt/property...-Tyr

[fj1200]

Any suggestions?

I could see you chillin' with Woodrow Wilson.

[Perianne]

I could see you chillin' with Woodrow Wilson.

We would have gotten along well. It is not hard to get along with me.

[fj1200]

We would have gotten along well. It is not hard to get along with me.

Not to mention the 1950's southern Democrats.

[namvet]

Find a girlfriend. Also let yourself go and gain weight. Better still, get some botched plastic surgery. As Rush Limbaugh says,



https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Rush_Limbaugh

http://www.gossipextra.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/rosie_odonnell_feature.jpg

http://www.isthatbaloney.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/hillary-clinton-old-hag-7.jpg

http://en.mercopress.com/data/cache/noticias/51593/0x0/dilma-rousseff.jpg

looks more like a tag team

[namvet]

As I enter my last few years here upon Earth, it occurred to me that life would be easier if I were to become a liberal Democrat. I am not talking about simply changing my voter registration, I am talking about the mindset that seems to be typical of Democrats.

Any suggestions?



As I enter my last few years here upon Earth

did I miss something here??

[Perianne]

did I miss something here??

No, I am simply frustrated by both Democrats and Republicans. I figure it would be easier to spend my remaining years with my head buried in the sand. But I can't figure how to do it.