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jimnyc
12-02-2015, 11:24 AM
but also a large feeling that the woman will just laugh at me.

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2016 Mustang Shelby GT500

http://gtspirit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Ford-Shelby-GT500-Super-Snake-1.jpg

Gunny
12-02-2015, 11:41 AM
but also a large feeling that the woman will just laugh at me.

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2016 Mustang Shelby GT500

http://gtspirit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Ford-Shelby-GT500-Super-Snake-1.jpg

Need better tires and rims if you're going to actually drive it. Those are for show, but worthless where driving is concerned.

gabosaurus
12-02-2015, 11:46 AM
I would go ahead and tell her of your desire. But don't be surprised if she tell you that she wants this:

http://www.barneys.com/valextra-alligator-isis-clutch-501282634.html#start=1

Or this:

http://usa.hermes.com/woman/shoes/ballerina-flats/holly/configurable-product-z-women-holly-62763.html

jimnyc
12-02-2015, 11:48 AM
Need better tires and rims if you're going to actually drive it. Those are for show, but worthless where driving is concerned.

Go eat a bag of worms!! If I could afford that sucker, then I could afford a dual set of tires for her!!

jimnyc
12-02-2015, 11:49 AM
I would go ahead and tell her of your desire. But don't be surprised if she tell you that she wants this:

http://www.barneys.com/valextra-alligator-isis-clutch-501282634.html#start=1

Or this:

http://usa.hermes.com/woman/shoes/ballerina-flats/holly/configurable-product-z-women-holly-62763.html

$11,000 purse?

$1,350 for a pair of damn slip on shoes?

You women are ALL certifiable.

Perianne
12-02-2015, 12:04 PM
I would go ahead and tell her of your desire. But don't be surprised if she tell you that she wants this:

http://usa.hermes.com/woman/shoes/ballerina-flats/holly/configurable-product-z-women-holly-62763.html

I like. And they have my size. I like these colors.

http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=8034&stc=1

http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=8035&stc=1


http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=8036&stc=1


I need to marry a very rich man.

Perianne
12-02-2015, 12:12 PM
Dangit, gabosaurus, now I want those shoes. :laugh:

Gunny
12-02-2015, 12:16 PM
Go eat a bag of worms!! If I could afford that sucker, then I could afford a dual set of tires for her!!

If I could afford that car I'd be eating better than a bag of worms. :laugh:

LongTermGuy
12-02-2015, 08:56 PM
Be careful with all that power (662 hp)...listening to Old Metallica can do this to you


http://www.glocktalk.com/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fi.kinja-img.com%2Fgawker-media%2Fimage%2Fupload%2Fs--WzC8p0aa--%2Fc_fit%2Cf_auto%2Cfl_progressive%2Cq_80%2Cw_636% 2Ftiuqaye9mmyl04r1zlvr.gif&hash=28ceacdae9e5c70fd0191c40cab1ec0f
http://jalopnik.com/this-shelby-gt500-crash-is-what-happens-when-662-horsep-1745686118?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+jalopnik%2Ffull+%28Jalopnik%2 9

Gunny
12-02-2015, 09:08 PM
Be careful with all that power (662 hp)...listening to Old Metallica can do this to you


http://www.glocktalk.com/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fi.kinja-img.com%2Fgawker-media%2Fimage%2Fupload%2Fs--WzC8p0aa--%2Fc_fit%2Cf_auto%2Cfl_progressive%2Cq_80%2Cw_636% 2Ftiuqaye9mmyl04r1zlvr.gif&hash=28ceacdae9e5c70fd0191c40cab1ec0f
http://jalopnik.com/this-shelby-gt500-crash-is-what-happens-when-662-horsep-1745686118?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+jalopnik%2Ffull+%28Jalopnik%2 9

If he gets one he better be able to buy two. Then we can race. :laugh:

Perianne
12-02-2015, 09:14 PM
If he gets one he better be able to buy two. Then we can race. :laugh:

I hope he can afford to also buy me those shoes.

LongTermGuy
12-02-2015, 09:35 PM
If he gets one he better be able to buy two. Then we can race. :laugh:

Good ..I`ll ride along with you ..we can all race...:laugh:

gabosaurus
12-02-2015, 09:55 PM
A nice expensive pair of shoes is much more useful than a muscle car.
Showing up in an overpriced Mustang will not impress a woman. Showing up with a designer bag and a nice pair of shoes will.

Balu
12-02-2015, 09:57 PM
but also a large feeling that the woman will just laugh at me.

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2016 Mustang Shelby GT500

http://gtspirit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Ford-Shelby-GT500-Super-Snake-1.jpg

I wonder if you really need this toy, which is more suitable for track racing than for driving? http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/standart/dntknw.gif

Balu
12-02-2015, 10:04 PM
A nice expensive pair of shoes is much more useful than a muscle car.
Showing up in an overpriced Mustang will not impress a woman. Showing up with a designer bag and a nice pair of shoes will.
In Russia we used to say that cars of such a sort are bought to compensate own sexual abilities. (Jim! There are no hints and there is no willing to offend. http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/standart/friends.gif )

Perianne
12-02-2015, 10:06 PM
A nice expensive pair of shoes is much more useful than a muscle car.
Showing up in an overpriced Mustang will not impress a woman. Showing up with a designer bag and a nice pair of shoes will.

I wouldn't ever go out with a guy who was sporting a designer bag. It must be different where you live.

LongTermGuy
12-02-2015, 10:08 PM
I wouldn't ever go out with a guy who was sporting a designer bag. It must be different where you live.


https://sp.yimg.com/xj/th?id=OIP.M3cc72dbd729b3556604241f8b4e58a2ao0&pid=15.1&P=0&w=300&h=300

gabosaurus
12-02-2015, 10:20 PM
I wouldn't ever go out with a guy who was sporting a designer bag. It must be different where you live.

I meant as gifts, of course. Though I bet LTG has a really nice clutch or two he breaks out for special occasions. :p

LongTermGuy
12-03-2015, 12:37 AM
I meant as gifts, of course. Though I bet LTG has a really nice clutch or two he breaks out for special occasions. :p


Dear...I have so many looks...you will never see me or recognize me...:laugh:


http://www.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/manpurses.jpg

Gunny
12-03-2015, 03:18 AM
I wonder if you really need this toy, which is more suitable for track racing than for driving? http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/standart/dntknw.gif

DO you hear this guy, JIm? Can you fire his commie ass or some shit? :smoke:

Drummond
12-03-2015, 06:26 AM
In Russia we used to say that cars of such a sort are bought to compensate own sexual abilities. (Jim! There are no hints and there is no willing to offend. http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/standart/friends.gif )

So, OK. 'Useful' information, that ...

What, then, do you NOW say .. ?

Jeff
12-03-2015, 09:01 AM
I wouldn't ever go out with a guy who was sporting a designer bag. It must be different where you live.

That's a no Shiter, hell she lives in the land of fruits and nuts, nuff said !!!

Elessar
12-03-2015, 11:54 AM
Need better tires and rims if you're going to actually drive it. Those are for show, but worthless where driving is concerned.

What is even worse is seeing someone put those silly things on a 4WD SUV or pickup!
:laugh:

Black Diamond
12-03-2015, 11:56 AM
What is even worse is seeing someone put those silly things on a 4WD SUV or pickup!
:laugh:

Yes. Seeing a full size pickup two inches off the ground is painful.

sundaydriver
12-07-2015, 06:40 AM
Jim, the only way you could handle that car is by hiring dmp as your chauffeur.