Jimmy they really are coming to get you

[WiccanLiberal]

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[Motown]

I think you're going to need a bigger flyswatter.

[Gunny]

If I quit laughing I might be able to type ....:rofl1:

I gotta go outside.

[WiccanLiberal]

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Thank you very much. I have done my bit to encourage Jimmy's arachnophobia. I am happy.

[LongTermGuy]

Mama...and her babies.....which will grow up and be strong one day...

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[Gunny]

Y'all are evil. :laugh:

You know people really ARE afraid of those things? I just look at them like miniature ragheads ... stepping on them works. :laugh:

[jimnyc]

The big display wouldn't bother me much, until night time. Lord only know what else will end up in those webs of horror, you know it'll attract real spiders too!

[jimnyc]

Mama...and her babies.....which will grow up and be strong one day...

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I know there are more deadly spiders on earth, but this spider creeps me out the most. Lemme find the video, a guy hits one and like a million of them go everywhere. Now THAT is when it's time to sell the house. I pray that these things don't live within 5 states of NY.

This guy is all calm about it. This is when you quickly break out the hair spray and lighter and light 'em up.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rorJCGF1aM

[WiccanLiberal]

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[jimnyc]

WTF is that thing? Has like a built in totem pole, jumps a mile a minute, has like 40 eyes. He's quickly just moved up my list too!

[WiccanLiberal]

I think that's his version of the nae nae

[Gunny]

WTF is that thing? Has like a built in totem pole, jumps a mile a minute, has like 40 eyes. He's quickly just moved up my list too!

Probably one in your basement .....:laugh:

[jimnyc]

I think that's his version of the nae nae

I just read up on them. They pose no threat to humans. All that jazz he was doing was trying to win over the ladies! He's still not welcome in my house though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maratus_volans

[WiccanLiberal]

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[WiccanLiberal]

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[jimnyc]

Probably one in your basement .....:laugh:

My wife laughs at me because I don't like to go down there at night. And it's not that I'm afraid of the dark, but that's when them little bastards are out the most. I know they are there. They know I'm here.

Where the windows are in the basement that never get used, there's all kinds of webs and dead bugs in there. That area is a no go. I need a new fluorescent light in one room down there, so all I have is that buzzing crappy half lit type of room. Also a no go, they don't need an advantage. And the garage, the back half. That's the area that no one really uses - so that's where they live. And I park in the garage.

The key is a lot of light in the rooms. DON'T GO OUT AFTER DARK!!

[Gunny]

My wife laughs at me because I don't like to go down there at night. And it's not that I'm afraid of the dark, but that's when them little bastards are out the most. I know they are there. They know I'm here.

Where the windows are in the basement that never get used, there's all kinds of webs and dead bugs in there. That area is a no go. I need a new fluorescent light in one room down there, so all I have is that buzzing crappy half lit type of room. Also a no go, they don't need an advantage. And the garage, the back half. That's the area that no one really uses - so that's where they live. And I park in the garage.

The key is a lot of light in the rooms. DON'T GO OUT AFTER DARK!!

Should be from around here. I'm always worried about possums, not bugs. :laugh: Them f*ckers will move in on your ass in a heartbeat.

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Should be from around here. I'm always worried about possums, not bugs. :laugh: Them f*ckers will move in on your ass in a heartbeat.

A friend of mine had a possum hiss at him when he took the lid off his trash can. He (the friend, not the possum) ran and came back later and the possum was gone. It is kind of cool to see their eyes shine in the light when they jump out of a ditch on a country road.

[LongTermGuy]

A friend of mine had a possum hiss at him when he took the lid off his trash can. He (the friend, not the possum) ran and came back later and the possum was gone. It is kind of cool to see their eyes shine in the light when they jump out of a ditch on a country road.



I have a chair ( with a thick towel laying on it...(for the cats)) on my patio ....which I can see from the kitchen door...When its Very cold outside a Possum will use it at times to lay there...at night I turn on the light and can see the chair....when the light comes on...the possum is all sleepy eyed staring at me...Thinking turn off the light!!:laugh:

[gabosaurus]

You never know what's going to happen while you are sleeping... :cool:

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[Gunny]

A friend of mine had a possum hiss at him when he took the lid off his trash can. He (the friend, not the possum) ran and came back later and the possum was gone. It is kind of cool to see their eyes shine in the light when they jump out of a ditch on a country road.

Breathing possums are like breathing jihadists.

[jimnyc]

Possums are just like oversized NYC rats if ya ask me.

I used to have a raccoon back when I was like 21. Well, he visited me on the 2nd floor balcony all the time, and I would leave out a box with a towel, and some cat food and veggies for him. He wanted me to open the sliding glass door, as he scratched the glass with miniature Freddy Krueger claws. Yeah, I don't think so.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTcjzaqL0pE

[Motown]

That video is funny.

[jimnyc]

That video is funny.

The last 10 seconds is the best. I like devious thieving little animals. This little bandit has the mask to match his actions!

[Gunny]

Possums are just like oversized NYC rats if ya ask me.

I used to have a raccoon back when I was like 21. Well, he visited me on the 2nd floor balcony all the time, and I would leave out a box with a towel, and some cat food and veggies for him. He wanted me to open the sliding glass door, as he scratched the glass with miniature Freddy Krueger claws. Yeah, I don't think so.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTcjzaqL0pE

I used to nap with my back door open. Woke up with a coon on the doorstep and one parking his ass in my recliner. I'm like WTF? This is Alexandria, VA. My apartment backed up to the woods. SHould have seen me chasing down that damned chipmunk who decided he lived in the house. And Ed the squirrel would sit on the back porch and share crackers with me.

Possums? Might as well go join ISIS. They'd be no less of a target to me.

[Voted4Reagan]

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[Gunny]

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Heard about them barkin' spiders. :laugh2:

[tailfins]

The last 10 seconds is the best. I like devious thieving little animals. This little bandit has the mask to match his actions!

My Grandpa said he moved when a coon moved in down the street.