What would you attempt to do....

[PixieStix]

if you knew you could not fail.........

I myself would abolish the organization known as Planned Parenthood

What would you do?

[Noir]

Design, develop, and distribute solar cells that are functional and viable at both an industrial and personal scale.

[PixieStix]

Design, develop, and distribute solar cells that are functional and viable at both an industrial and personal scale.

Whoosh right over my head, that goes :thanks:

I'll take a shot at it though.

You mean you want us all to have solar energy, correct? ;)

[Kathianne]

Make everyone in the US literate in English.

[PixieStix]

Make everyone in the US literate in English.

Kathianne for President!

[Kathianne]

Kathianne for President!
LOL!

I'd make them speak loud and slowly so I wouldn't need to ask for a repeat! ;)

[Gunny]

Kathianne for President!

Are you kidding? That would be like making ME President. Apparently someone hasn't dealt wit Kathianne on a Sunday night and her favorite bottle of wine.

We'd ALL be dead in minutes. :laugh::laugh:

[Kathianne]

Are you kidding? That would be like making ME President. Apparently someone hasn't dealt wit Kathianne on a Sunday night and her favorite bottle of wine.

We'd ALL be dead in minutes. :laugh::laugh:

Oh those good Sunday nights. Gave that up awhile ago. ;)

[Perianne]

I would remove all illegal immigrants.

[PixieStix]

LOL!

I'd make them speak loud and slowly so I wouldn't need to ask for a repeat! ;)

It cost money to allow the constant stream of people into our society to become citizens without actually speaking our language. For example, press 1 for English.

To become a citizen, you should speak fluent English. But as it is...there are exceptions and "notes" :lame2:




Even if you qualify for the “50/20” or “55/15” English language exceptions listed above, you must still take the civics test.


You will be permitted to take the civics test in your native language.


If you take the test in your native language, you must bring an interpreter with you to your interview.


Your interpreter must be fluent in both English and your native language.

If you are age 65 or older and have been a permanent resident for at least 20 years at the time of filing for naturalization, you will be given special consideration regarding the civics requirement.

[PixieStix]

I would remove all illegal immigrants.

Perrianne for running mate to Kathianne :thumb: Or visa versa

[PixieStix]

Design, develop, and distribute solar cells that are functional and viable at both an industrial and personal scale.

Noir for Energy secretary, that Kathianne as President would fire :laugh:

[Perianne]

Design, develop, and distribute solar cells that are functional and viable at both an industrial and personal scale.


Noir for Energy secretary, that Kathianne as President would fire :laugh:

Actually, since he could not fail (per the parameters of this discussion), I think his idea is great!. I would love to reduce my power bill.

[PixieStix]

Actually, since he could not fail (per the parameters of this discussion), I think his idea is great!. I would love to reduce my power bill.

I kid Perianne. I think his idea is great too.

[Perianne]

I kid Perianne. I think his idea is great too.

She could fire him AFTER he perfects the solar panels! lol

[PixieStix]

She could fire him AFTER he perfects the solar panels! lol


:laugh: With that said, I love his idea so much that I posted this for Noir


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmwL2cLgD4k

[PixieStix]

Design, develop, and distribute solar cells that are functional and viable at both an industrial and personal scale.

Noir, jut so you know, I wish you could do that. My own power bill last month was a whopping $270.

[jimnyc]

Super Bowl winning QB for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

[Kathianne]

Super Bowl winning QB for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Ambitious! LOL!

[Perianne]

Super Bowl winning QB for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

It would take a miracle for you to overcome the Cowboys this year.

[fj1200]

if you knew you could not fail.........

Flat Tax.

[PixieStix]

Super Bowl winning QB for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

I live in Cleveland, so of course I am a Steelers fan :coffee:

[jimnyc]

Ambitious! LOL!


It would take a miracle for you to overcome the Cowboys this year.


I live in Cleveland, so of course I am a Steelers fan :coffee:

Kinda what Jerome Bettis stated when he was inducted into the Hall of Fame over the weekend. He said something along the lines of "I know we are in Ohio, but we're at the HOF, which makes this Steeler Nation!!"

And the Cowboys, so long as they keep starting Tony Romo, we're ok! :)

[Perianne]

And the Cowboys, so long as they keep starting Tony Romo, we're ok! :)

D'oh!

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/c/c3/D%27oh.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141226214635

[Abbey Marie]

Create a genie, so I could continually and everlastingly have all my wishes.

[Drummond]

Create a genie, so I could continually and everlastingly have all my wishes.

Clever ! Although .. aren't genies limited to three wishes ?

Of course, the way around that is to wish, with one of those three, that you had an unlimited extra number of wishes .. :laugh:

Given that I couldn't fail (!) ... then, the thing to do would be to achieve what I want most in this world. What I most want is the demise of Socialism. For it to be utterly discredited, everywhere, for all time. Rather like Hitler's own National Socialism.

So, if I couldn't fail ... I'd write a book with the power to persuade everyone to give up looking to Socialism as anything desirable in their lives. In that way, with success guaranteed, anyone still practising it could be locked up, or incarcerated in a looney bin.

I think big, folks ...

[BoogyMan]

If I could not fail I would set about to teach the meaning of liberty as defined by the US Constitution to a generation that seems to have no clue what liberty is or why it is an amazing thing.

[gabosaurus]

I would take everyone who feels they have a "solution" to illegal immigration, freeze all their assets and move them to Mexico. Or, better yet, a favela in Rio de Janeiro.

Not sure what the far right definition of "liberty" is, but I am aware of what the standard definition is. Pretty much what we have now.

http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/liberty

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

if you knew you could not fail.........

I myself would abolish the organization known as Planned Parenthood

What would you do?
Three things for sure.
1.I would force every muslim that would not swear allegiance to this nation over their false god Allah out of this country.
2. Deport every illegal -no exceptions...

3. And I'd have obama arrested and tried for his treason.!!

Everything else is of little importance IMHO.

Do those three and this nation can get back on track.
None of them will be done and that is why this nation will fall IMHO.
A SAD AND TRAGIC REALITY.--Tyr

[revelarts]

I like Noir's.

If I can have a 3 part-er with the same theme.

An infallible hand held lie detector device.
plus it's added to all video and microphones used world wide.
And an harmless infallible truth serum that politicians, salespeople, corporate and "spiritual" leaders, scientist and doctors must take before they speak publicly. as well as witnesses in trials, including police. (the accused still can plead the 5th). and can be administered to "detainees" suspected of terrorism or espionage.
Finally a world wide news network that has full access to every record (secret or not) that ALL gov'ts and other org-s have ever had.
and can broadcast,stream and post it 24/7 without retaliation.

[tailfins]

Create a genie, so I could continually and everlastingly have all my wishes.

How about trading the Genie for Jesus and have prayers instead of wishes?

[Abbey Marie]

How about trading the Genie for Jesus and have prayers instead of wishes?


Does it unbeknownst to me say this in my posts lately:

TAKE EVERY WORD OF THIS POST VERY SERIOUSLY!!


Or did everyone around here suddenly lose their sense of humor?

[Perianne]

Does it unbeknownst to me say this in my posts lately:

TAKE EVERY WORD OF THIS POST VERY SERIOUSLY!!


Or did everyone around here suddenly lose their sense of humor?

Abby, why don't you love Jesus?

:)

[Abbey Marie]

Abby, why don't you love Jesus?

:)


You got me, Perianne! I'm really a Muslim Jew Buddhist Atheist

[darin]

Is this a one-and-done thing, or we pick one thing and can never fail each time we try it?


If it's a one time thing: I'd attempt to win the highest powerball I could find within 6 months.

If it's continually: I'd attempt to become the back-up QB for the seahawks. Or teach kids to read and that type of shit or whatever.. :)

[Kathianne]

You got me, Perianne! I'm really a Muslim Jew Buddhist Atheist
I'm thinking Wiccan in denial? :laugh2:

[Abbey Marie]

I'm thinking Wiccan in denial? :laugh2:


Oh you did NOT go there! :laugh2:

[NightTrain]

Does it unbeknownst to me say this in my posts lately:

TAKE EVERY WORD OF THIS POST VERY SERIOUSLY!!


Or did everyone around here suddenly lose their sense of humor?


Repent, sinner!

[gabosaurus]

I would have my daughter write a song that was performed by Taylor Swift. Se would be financially set for life.

[Abbey Marie]

I would have my daughter write a song that was performed by Taylor Swift. Se would be financially set for life.

Isn't Taylor swift cool? :cool:

[gabosaurus]

Isn't Taylor swift cool? :cool:

Taylor Swift is my daughter's musical idol. There is a required listening to the new album at least once a day. The level of anticipation for next week's T.S. show in Los Angeles is at a fever pitch.
Considering how much I forked out for tickets, it had better be a darned good show. :cool:

[Abbey Marie]

Taylor Swift is my daughter's musical idol. There is a required listening to the new album at least once a day. The level of anticipation for next week's T.S. show in Los Angeles is at a fever pitch.
Considering how much I forked out for tickets, it had better be a darned good show. :cool:


Here's the amazing thing about TS: she is my daughter's too, and she just turned 24.

[Black Diamond]

I am torn between eradicating Islam and reversing the 2008 election.

[gabosaurus]

If we could eradicate the 2000 election, there would be no radical Islamic threat.

[Perianne]

If we could eradicate the 2000 election, there would be no radical Islamic threat.

Or if James Earl Carter, Jr had never been president there would likely not be a radical Islamic threat.

[tailfins]

I am torn between eradicating Islam and reversing the 2008 election.

What would replace it?

This reminds me of the Gilligan's Island episode where Gilligan wished them off the island and wound up in the middle of the lagoon.


Does it unbeknownst to me say this in my posts lately:

TAKE EVERY WORD OF THIS POST VERY SERIOUSLY!!


Or did everyone around here suddenly lose their sense of humor?

In that vein, I recall that "wishes" can be used to frame logic exercises.

[SassyLady]

I have more than one but are all connected to government. I think that government is the festering wound that needs to be cauterized so that this country can heal and move forward. Get rid of the cancer of government bureaucracy.

I'm sure that I haven't listed everything I need to.

1. Term limits for Congress and Supreme Court.

2. Any government employee that owes taxes will be terminated, especially if they work for the IRS.

3. Cut NIH funding by 50% or more - examples of stupid grant funding
a. Why are Lesbians Fat? (http://projectreporter.nih.gov/project_info_description.cfm?aid=8703150&icde=21539564) $670,567
b. Why do Lesbians Drink a lot and Beat Each Other Up? (http://projectreporter.nih.gov/project_info_description.cfm?aid=8232618&icde=22102458) $446,056
c. How Can We Stop our Troops from Smoking? (http://projectreporter.nih.gov/project_info_description.cfm?aid=8637970&icde=22102522) $394,922
d. When you’re drunk or fat, do you get hungrier when you smell delicious food? (http://projectreporter.nih.gov/project_info_description.cfm?aid=8664838&icde=22102716&ddparam=&ddvalue=&ddsub=&cr=38&csb=AA&cs=DESC) $400,935
e. Does Alcohol Marketing Make Kids Want to Drink? (http://projectreporter.nih.gov/project_info_description.cfm?aid=8692614&icde=22102738) $589,844
f. A Study that Studies the Way We Study Tobacco Products (http://projectreporter.nih.gov/project_info_description.cfm?aid=8728605&icde=22102504) $2,563,112
g. A Study of Gay Men in Moscow (http://projectreporter.nih.gov/project_info_description.cfm?aid=8497739&icde=22102419&ddparam=&ddvalue=&ddsub=&cr=7&csb=default&cs=ASC) $430,556

The NIH spent $592,000 to determine that chimps with the best poop-flinging skills are the best communicators… and if you have to go to the bullpen, they spent another $117,000 to determine that most chimps are right-handed.

They also spent $257,000 to determine that male fruit flies are attracted to younger, sexier female fruit flies. Obvious joke time: so I guess they aren’t so ‘fruity.’

They spent $2.4 million dollars to perfect paper origami condoms.

Here’s a study where we spent $287,960 to study Koala AIDS (http://projectreporter.nih.gov/project_info_details.cfm?aid=8526474&icde=22114559)… not human EBOLA…. Koala AIDS. So I guess NIH concluded that as adorable as they are… we should try not to sleep with them?
http://clashdaily.com/2014/10/15-b-s-research-projects-nih-wasted-10-million-money-instead-studying-ebola/#

[SassyLady]

Create a genie, so I could continually and everlastingly have all my wishes.

So, while you're doing this can you create one for me???!!!

:bow2:

[SassyLady]

Here's the amazing thing about TS: she is my daughter's too, and she just turned 24.

Yes, TS is way cool. :cool:

My granddaughter is 16 and has been to 2 TS concerts. One of my daughter's friends is a roadie for TS and got tickets to the pit area. Granddaughter can sign language one of her songs. Scares me how many times she had to listen to get that mastered.

[Drummond]

I would take everyone who feels they have a "solution" to illegal immigration, freeze all their assets and move them to Mexico. Or, better yet, a favela in Rio de Janeiro.

Not sure what the far right definition of "liberty" is, but I am aware of what the standard definition is. Pretty much what we have now.

http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/liberty

To be clear, then .. you (knowing you couldn't fail) would crack down on everyone who wanted to do anything at all decisive about illegal immigration ??

You favour illegals THAT much ???

You don't want to fail in doing that. The opposite, therefore, is that you DO want the law to fail !! Illegals are illegals ! The clue is in the word !

Congrats, Gabby. You've found something that British Lefties could've applauded you for.

[Drummond]

If we could eradicate the 2000 election, there would be no radical Islamic threat.

Trust a Leftie to talk about eradicating elections, eh ...

I'm amazed to learn that the result of the 2000 elections was responsible for Al Qaeda's formation. Or of all the terrorist training camps in Afghanistan, which I understand played their part in preparing the attackers (I did not use the word 'terrorists' .. I've been watching too much BBC lately) ... etc etc ...

[Voted4Reagan]

Oh you did NOT go there! :laugh2:

Merry Meet!

[Kathianne]

Merry Meet!
:laugh2: