jimnyc
07-31-2015, 05:57 PM
"WALK-NAKED-IN-AMERICA-DAY" ! Next Saturday
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any naked woman, other than his wife, and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 P.M. Eastern Time, ALL American women Are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help Weed out any neighborhood terrorists....
(Circling your block for 1 hour is recommended for this anti-terrorism effort.)
All patriotic men ARE to position themselves in lawn chairs with coolers, in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women And to PROVE... that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does NOT approve of alcohol, a cold 30-pack of beer at your side is FURTHER proof of your patriotism.
God Bless America!!
P.S. ----If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, Lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any naked woman, other than his wife, and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 P.M. Eastern Time, ALL American women Are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help Weed out any neighborhood terrorists....
(Circling your block for 1 hour is recommended for this anti-terrorism effort.)
All patriotic men ARE to position themselves in lawn chairs with coolers, in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women And to PROVE... that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does NOT approve of alcohol, a cold 30-pack of beer at your side is FURTHER proof of your patriotism.
God Bless America!!
P.S. ----If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, Lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists