Man arrested for sex with an alligator

[jimnyc]

Maybe I've been had and this is a fake story, I don't know, but worthy of a post anyhow. Please someone tell me this is fake!! :laugh2:

Fisherman Had Sex with an Alligator Multiple Times as Payback for Trying to Eat Him

59-year-old Rupert Darwin, a fisherman who lives on the outskirts of the remote town of Everglades City in Florida, has been arrested for having sex with an alligator.

The man sexually assaulted the reptile multiple times a day for the last month. A hiker who walked near his house saw him having sex with a 12-foot alligator that was tied and blindfolded. The man later reported the incident to the police.

In his statement, Mr. Darwin told the police, “The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach her a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.”

Darwin was arrested on multiple counts of animal cruelty and one count of illegally keeping a wild animal. The alligator is being treated for relatively minor injuries and is expected to be released back into the wild within a couple of weeks.

https://www.bustedlocals.com/fisherman-had-sex-with-alligator-multiple-times-as-payback-for-trying-to-eat-him/

[fj1200]

The article raises more questions than it answers. :slap:

[Jeff]

Dam, I hope the guy wasn't trying to get oral. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[BJ_WA]

I am at a loss for words, but compelled to reply.

The guy needs serious help but methinks he's beyond that point.

[indago]

What if the alligator gets pregnant?

What if, upon release, the alligator goes looking for the guy for more???

I wonder if a cake shop would make them a wedding cake...



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[Gunny]

There's just too much here to make fun of. :laugh:

[jimnyc]

I just so wanted this to be a true story, so then I honestly could say "Now I've seen it all". But there's no arrest record, and the arresting sheriff's responded on their FB page with:

“Hey everyone — this story seems to be gaining traction on social media, but don’t believe it. It’s as fake as crocodile tears,” the post confirmed.

http://www.inquisitr.com/2250439/did-rupert-darwin-really-keep-an-alligator-as-sex-slave-after-it-tried-to-eat-him/

[aboutime]

I just so wanted this to be a true story, so then I honestly could say "Now I've seen it all". But there's no arrest record, and the arresting sheriff's responded on their FB page with:

“Hey everyone — this story seems to be gaining traction on social media, but don’t believe it. It’s as fake as crocodile tears,” the post confirmed.

http://www.inquisitr.com/2250439/did-rupert-darwin-really-keep-an-alligator-as-sex-slave-after-it-tried-to-eat-him/



Jim. It's gotta be TRUE??? Remember how everyone who Loves Hillary always claim she is THICK SKINNED?? :)

[Gunny]

I just so wanted this to be a true story, so then I honestly could say "Now I've seen it all". But there's no arrest record, and the arresting sheriff's responded on their FB page with:

“Hey everyone — this story seems to be gaining traction on social media, but don’t believe it. It’s as fake as crocodile tears,” the post confirmed.

http://www.inquisitr.com/2250439/did-rupert-darwin-really-keep-an-alligator-as-sex-slave-after-it-tried-to-eat-him/

NEVER say you've seen it all. Some dipstick will prove you wrong every time.

[Voted4Reagan]

Fake... According to Snopes

http://m.snopes.com/man-arrested-for-alligator-sex/

[Voted4Reagan]

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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ill-man-sexually-abused-pet-peacock-police-article-1.1341370

[jimnyc]

Pet peacock? :laugh:

[Abbey Marie]

Come on, Jim. Why can't you just accept that their love is as valid as anyone's?

IT'S ALL ABOUT LOVE.

Marriage equality for man-alligator love!

Marriage equality for man-peacock love!

[BJ_WA]

That sounds like a typical day in Seattle. No worries.
some states put these people on a one way bus ride
to King County. :laugh2:

[jimnyc]

You know, I had a little more respect for the fake alligator guy. At least he was taking a serious chance, having his head bitten off, or his winkie. But abusing a bird? Some desperate bastards out there!! A bird? I can't even seem to grasp that one. At least an ostrich would be much larger, and have a better chance of defending himself. :laugh:

[jimnyc]

That sounds like a typical day in Seattle. No worries.
some states put these people on a one way bus ride
to King County. :laugh2:

I don't know anything about Seattle, other than one of our members "dmp", and the lame Seapigeons... but King County? I sure do hope that's the name of the local psycho ward!

[Jeff]

Hell if a man's hairy ass gets another man excited, well why not a alligator ?

Yup once we opened the doors to these types of perversions we will now hear all kinds of wild sheot, even if it isn't true, some one had to think it. :laugh:

[BJ_WA]

I read, this one time, where Larry Flint used to abuse chickens.
Sex then eat them....

[Abbey Marie]

Hell if a man's hairy ass gets another man excited, well why not a alligator ?

Yup once we opened the doors to these types of perversions we will now hear all kinds of wild sheot, even if it isn't true, some one had to think it. :laugh:


Ewww...:laugh2:

[BJ_WA]

I don't know anything about Seattle, other than one of our members "dmp", and the lame Seapigeons... but King County? I sure do hope that's the name of the local psycho ward!

King County is the county in which Seattle is located.

Western State Hospital in Lakewood is the state mental hospital.

[BJ_WA]

Hell if a man's hairy ass gets another man excited, well why not a alligator ?

Yup once we opened the doors to these types of perversions we will now hear all kinds of wild sheot, even if it isn't true, some one had to think it. :laugh:

The hairy one's are called "Bears"... :laugh2:

[Jeff]

I don't know anything about Seattle, other than one of our members "dmp", and the lame Seapigeons... but King County? I sure do hope that's the name of the local psycho ward!

Yea Jim that is the other side, they are into all kinds of weird sheot. :laugh::laugh:


I watched a special on the Seafood market out there and they have them flying fish, hell they throw these big ass fish across the room, looks like fun actually. :thumb:

Hell I might be wrong, I tried to get a video and nothing is coming up, maybe it wasn't in Seattle, but hell they are still on the other side. :laugh:

[jimnyc]

I read, this one time, where Larry Flint used to abuse chickens.
Sex then eat them....

I don't even know how to reply to this! LOL

[BJ_WA]

Yea Jim that is the other side, they are into all kinds of weird sheot. :laugh::laugh:


I watched a special on the Seafood market out there and they have them flying fish, hell they throw these big ass fish across the room, looks like fun actually. :thumb:

Hell I might be wrong, I tried to get a video and nothing is coming up, maybe it wasn't in Seattle, but hell they are still on the other side. :laugh:

That's Pike's Place Market and yes, they throw salmon and do a lot of yelling.

A few years ago I was standing there watching and the guy let out a yell and threw the fish at me... it was a fake fish, I did a deft turn to the side and it went flying across the floor. He complimented me on the move. lol

Who wants to buy a bruised salmon that's been thrown around and dropped?

[Abbey Marie]

I read, this one time, where Larry Flint used to abuse chickens.
Sex then eat them....


I think we finally know why the chicken crossed the road!


http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/265489/119505895/stock-vector-scared-cartoon-chicken-vector-clip-art-illustration-with-simple-gradients-all-in-a-single-layer-119505895.jpg

[BJ_WA]

I think we finally know why the chicken crossed the road!


http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/265489/119505895/stock-vector-scared-cartoon-chicken-vector-clip-art-illustration-with-simple-gradients-all-in-a-single-layer-119505895.jpg

To run away from Larry Flint. lol

[Abbey Marie]

To run away from Larry Flint. lol


Yup, that's the joke. :cool:

[Jeff]

That's Pike's Place Market and yes, they throw salmon and do a lot of yelling.

A few years ago I was standing there watching and the guy let out a yell and threw the fish at me... it was a fake fish, I did a deft turn to the side and it went flying across the floor. He complimented me on the move. lol

Who wants to buy a bruised salmon that's been thrown around and dropped?

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

They threw one at me BJ, well em I may of made a mess, they aren't no small fish those guys are chucking around. I would love to get up there and see that, looked right the place to be for seafood, and not only do I love all the food I see, I truly love seafood. :2up:

[BJ_WA]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

They threw one at me BJ, well em I may of made a mess, they aren't no small fish those guys are chucking around. I would love to get up there and see that, looked right the place to be for seafood, and not only do I love all the food I see, I truly love seafood. :2up:

You'd love the Pac NW, then. You could eat different seafood every night.

[Gunny]

I just have to get out of this thread before I hurt some ribs or something.:laugh:

[Jeff]

You'd love the Pac NW, then. You could eat different seafood every night.

I want to make a road trip out that way on the bike, but unfortunately my health is kind of keeping my riding to the middle of the night these days ( and their are to many critters roaming the streets then ) seems as soon as I get out in the heat I sweat all the water out with in like a hour and go to cramping so bad it is unreal, no way I could be riding a 900lb scooter like that, but that was my plans for the summer.

Some day I will make it out that way, I want to get to Washington and then over to Alaska for even a short trip, looks beautiful out that way.

[BJ_WA]

One day I'll do the Alaska cruise.

I've been there lots but next time I drive it will be for the whole summer.
I want to drive to Prudhoe Bay and try and fish along the way. I still want that
grayling, even if it is catch and release.

Cheers.

[Jeff]

One day I'll do the Alaska cruise.

I've been there lots but next time I drive it will be for the whole summer.
I want to drive to Prudhoe Bay and try and fish along the way. I still want that
grayling, even if it is catch and release.

Cheers.

I don't think I have seen a area in Alaska I wouldn't want to visit, but yes Prudhoe Bay looks like a great place for fishing. Heck dmp use to post pictures of Washington State and that looked just as nice. I have visited most states in the country but have never been to the north west, that I would like to do on the bike.

[Voted4Reagan]

I don't know anything about Seattle, other than one of our members "dmp", and the lame Seapigeons... but King County? I sure do hope that's the name of the local psycho ward!


https://www.google.com/maps/@47.651367,-122.351043,3a,90y,81.75h,90.83t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sxSJHtG8D3UcAAAQIt_vreA!2e0!3e1 1!7i4000!8i2000

yes... the Lenin Statue on 36th and Fremont Pl N. in Seattle.

I climbed it back in 2007, taped a Reagan Mask to it and an American flag in his hand....

[BJ_WA]

https://www.google.com/maps/@47.651367,-122.351043,3a,90y,81.75h,90.83t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sxSJHtG8D3UcAAAQIt_vreA!2e0!3e1 1!7i4000!8i2000

yes... the Lenin Statue on 36th and Fremont Pl N. in Seattle.

I climbed it back in 2007, taped a Reagan Mask to it and an American flag in his hand....

You were the one did that!? Kuddos to you.

[Abbey Marie]

https://www.google.com/maps/@47.651367,-122.351043,3a,90y,81.75h,90.83t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sxSJHtG8D3UcAAAQIt_vreA!2e0!3e1 1!7i4000!8i2000

yes... the Lenin Statue on 36th and Fremont Pl N. in Seattle.

I climbed it back in 2007, taped a Reagan Mask to it and an American flag in his hand....


:clap:

[Voted4Reagan]

You were the one did that!? Kuddos to you.

I am sure not the only one....

[indago]

From The Associated Press 24 July 2015:
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An alligator that was caught crossing a New York City street during rush hour has died unexpectedly.
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article (http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_NYC_ALLIGATOR_DIES?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2015-07-24-23-02-14)

I wonder if that is the same alligator looking for Rupert Darwin for more sex? Probably died of a broken heart...