Holiday misadventures

[WiccanLiberal]

Among assorted alcohol and fireworks demises over the holiday across the nation comes this sterling candidate for a Darwin award. :smileyflag:
http://nypost.com/2015/07/05/man-dies-instantly-after-launching-firework-off-head/
CALAIS, Maine —A young man who was drinking and celebrating the Fourth of July tried to launch a firework off the top of his head, fatally injuring himself, authorities said Sunday.

One hopes that his demise occurred before he had an opportunity to reproduce himself.

[Kathianne]

Among assorted alcohol and fireworks demises over the holiday across the nation comes this sterling candidate for a Darwin award. :smileyflag:
http://nypost.com/2015/07/05/man-dies-instantly-after-launching-firework-off-head/
CALAIS, Maine —A young man who was drinking and celebrating the Fourth of July tried to launch a firework off the top of his head, fatally injuring himself, authorities said Sunday.

One hopes that his demise occurred before he had an opportunity to reproduce himself.
Now they'll pass a law, "You can't be stupid."

[WiccanLiberal]

Now they'll pass a law, "You can't be stupid."

But you can't legislate stupid. If we could, Congress would be outta business.